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[wer6]

i was alcemicallost the losthope i played this character for a a forum game

 I immediately recruited 7 locals for the team and went out for adventuring along the way i killed several hundred wolfs a coupe goblins and a were rabbit which did not get bit me . i went into the capital and sell anything valuable that i looted and then i went into the catacombs to kill some kinky goblins  he had a bow, with admantine moon arrows ((think grenades stuck to a arrow)) needless to say it hit my knee and i exploded into gore, i guess that what i get for being a female adventurer  elf i hate moon arrows.

[GoombaGeek]

  : That's not ironic, that's...
*puts on sunglasses*
  : adamantic.

AWWWWWWWW YEAH

[Eric Blank]

"I used to be in one piece like you, until I took a high-explosive arrow to the knee."

I don't see how the moral of the story is "female elf adventurers suck more than other adventurers would." Because they really wouldn't, as all the vanilla races are practically identical in most aspects, with elves' big advantage being that they're somewhat faster. That's actually pretty important.

Now, if the moral was "Always dodge projectiles that have a tendency to explode when they hit you" I'd agree completely. So, how the hell do these "adamantine moon arrows" work? Do you have the raws for them?

[Loud Whispers]

Irony - "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention! Now THAT! IS! IRONYYYY!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez.

[GoombaGeek]

Adamanty - "Misuse of poetic devices on the Bay12 forums."

[wer6]

there from master work and what ever the mod arther did he sure made it powerful.

[wer6]

sorry i meant generically elf's are bad. the only reasion i play them is so i can waltz up to animals and strangle them.

[Monk321654]

I thought the definition of Irony is "The Opposite of what you expect." Or something like that.

Like, if someone tries to kill you with a hammer, but you take that hammer and kill them, that's irony, right?

[wer6]

yup. im not gonna change the title though. (( oh by they moon arrows ar like ghiant rocks strapped to a stick  singing arrows are just the oppisite

oh wait now i remember why it was irony because that arrows was orriganly mine and he picked it up and threw it!

[pisskop]

I used to be an adventurer like you... but then I took an axe to the midsection... *silence*

[GoombaGeek]

i use to tipe like facebook but den i tok a typing clas 2 da brain

[wer6]

on a side note my newest adventure about just as same as the other one got a arrow to the crotch

[Eric Blank]

oh wait now i remember why it was irony because that arrows was orriganly mine and he picked it up and threw it!

No he didn't. The AI doesn't know how to pick up/equip items in adventure mode, or throw them at all. He probably just had the same ammunition as you, and used a bow or whatever.

on a side note my newest adventure about just as same as the other one got a arrow to the crotch

What a horrible way to go...

[wer6]

i bled to death after killing a kobold. I'm probably gonna get lynched by corai

"BEFORE I DIE I WILL KILL THAT KOBOLD MACE-BOLD!"

I had half of my bones before i got a lucky shot with a sword to the face and then i slowly crawled around and bled to death.

[Azated]

i use to tipe like facebook but den i tok a typing clas 2 da brain

Agreed.

I don't usually point out grammatical butchering of a post, but my eyes hurt from reading certain parts of this thread.