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Author Topic: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)  (Read 10271 times)

Kitten Snot

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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #60 on: October 22, 2012, 09:12:50 am »

Because in this universe, when an elven eggcell comes in contact with dwarf sperm nothing happens except that the dwarf may be eaten later.
At any rate, alcohol is so difficult to get by dwarves get by using other intoxication ways. Like, for example, sniffing brahmin shit.
Edible plants are also rare. Elves are willing to eat anything now, including their own dead. Most other races hold it against them though. "Corpse-breaths" is a common nickname for elves.
Later on today i will create the next part of the story.

Also, i didn't say that the character was shaping up to be a mary sue. I was talking more about the Mary Sue tropes of making their parent the most virile things on the planet seeing how they are half-EVERYTHING. So i prefer to avoid most kinds of cross-species things.
Humans and elves can mate succesfully though. they aren't really too special.

This is going to escalate quickly.
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #61 on: October 22, 2012, 11:00:30 am »

i guess we can take a elmen...elf man....humlf? meh... i think humelf is good enough? or a drow either way

also what about th other way around?

we just want elf ears on a dwarf nothing else though :P you chould even put a lot of bad effects on it :P
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #62 on: October 22, 2012, 02:48:18 pm »

This is going to escalate quickly.
I think it already has.  Four pages of anarchy leads to... well... anarchy.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #63 on: October 22, 2012, 03:18:48 pm »

yes...
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #64 on: October 22, 2012, 03:23:40 pm »

lets just do it already :P
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« Reply #65 on: October 22, 2012, 03:30:54 pm »

After telling the information to the old man he gets up, reminds you to aim for the bucket if you need to throw up and says he'll be back to see if any kin made it out.
You already know that you don't have anything in the way of kin nearby, but you had a lot of friends in New Manhattan. (The town was named after the city, but has nothing to do with it otherwise.)
Mostly humans, though there was one dwarf you really liked, Durak Dirtsniffed. If anyone could survive a nuke it'd be him, with his underground bunker. If it was a nuke. Any nukes that were left in this world were detonated during the war. Whatever went off above the town had the destructive equal of a nuke at least.
You need to find out more about this.

The old man comes in, looking grim. He silently removes the Iv drip (marked with a sticky note that says Rad-away) and then ushers you to follow him.
You force yourself out of bed, feeling better, but that doesn't say much. You take a minute to compose yourself and then follow the old man.
You try to ask if anything's been found. He says yes, but he keeps his grim demeanor.
The man and you arrive outside, and go to the building on the other side of the street. You have by now given up on questioning the man as he remains silent.
When you both enter, he finally speaks again: Right, we managed to find someone who knows you, but he got hurt bad. I don't like giving this kind of news, but we're short-staffed with all the wounded. Speaking about wounded, I think i hear one of 'em screaming. And with that, he runs off.

You enter the house and see exactly who you hoped and expected. Durak , of course, survived. You walk up to him and take a look at his wounds.
His great brown beard got a bit scorched and you see the brahmin dung he keeps in his mustache is gone as well. All in all, you don't see what the old man was talking about....
Then you notice his right leg. Everything from the knee down is gone. You gasp in surprise. The wound looks well-cared for, but still.....
He's still unconscious. What do you do now?

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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #66 on: October 22, 2012, 03:54:53 pm »

eat a bit, get a thing of water, drink it, refill it, get durak medical attention.
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #67 on: October 22, 2012, 03:58:38 pm »

See if we can do anything to help Durak out.  Check his injuries and all, and see if we can wake him up and see if he's okay.  Well, okay aside from the leg thing.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #68 on: October 22, 2012, 04:08:42 pm »

on a side note try to remeber where are gun is  in case we ned to defend one self after we eat and drink try to  rest off your wounds.
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #69 on: October 23, 2012, 04:04:37 am »

post to watch

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« Reply #70 on: October 23, 2012, 05:51:17 am »

Try to wake him up.
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #71 on: October 24, 2012, 07:30:13 am »

WTP TIME!
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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #72 on: October 25, 2012, 01:59:16 pm »

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Re: Wipeout. (Post-apocalyptic suggestion game.)
« Reply #74 on: October 25, 2012, 02:36:36 pm »

heres a question: do you do ANYTHING quietly?
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