Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Aseaheru]

good point.

[wer6]

oh... well that is amusing anti-cannibalism measure so just go to bed

[Kitten Snot]

You and Durak go to bed, it takes a little bit of convincing to get him to sleep on top of the covers, but he eventually agrees.
Your sleep is not peaceful, you dream of meat pies and, upon taking a bite, discover that the pie has Durak's voice on it. This is the only dream you remember, but guessing from the fact that you're still quite a bit tired and drenched in sweat you probably woke up a few times and fell back to sleep.
You awake with a groan and force yourself off the bed. Durak is still sleeping soundly, singing in his sleep about gummy bears and crone-corn whiskey.
The bathroom has a bucket of water, a sponge and a towel. You end up using half the bucket in order to clean yourself. It makes you feel loads better though, as the cold water wakes you up.

You dry yourself off, and put on some underwear before going back into the room. This turn out to be a good call, as Durak woke up while you were washing.
Well, I always wanted to wake up to a scantly-clad lady in the morning. Guess that's one of the checklist of "things i want to see happen in my life." He puts on a shit-eating grin.
Just wash up, you bearded midget. Or I'll turn us both into a tourist attraction because of how far I'll ram my foot up your ass.
He snickers and goes inside of the bathroom. Then he starts singing. Oh god.


Gather thee dwarves, there’s cause for a bash
Tap all caskets and find us your stash
Who calls the round? Whose wallet is heavy?
How many pints can this tummy here levy?

Beer, cider, spirits and ales
Listen to the drunk dwarf tell his tall tales
Loosen your belts, cups in the air
The liquor flows free and the barrels won’t care

And all call:
O, ho, finish in one
Down, down
Until it’s all gone!

Hoorah!
Credit goes to www.elfwood.com

He finally comes out, looking quite pleased with himself. You have hidden your head in a pillow in an attempt to drown out his damned song. You look at him in disappointment but all he does in response is grin in amusement.
Ah,come on! You don't hear the dwarven drinking song every day!
Thank god! Or the entire wasteland would be deaf! Come on! Let's just get going, I think the concussion's over.
You walk outside and then realize that apart from "away" you have no real plans on where to go.
Where and what will you ask?

Stats

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health 12/15
Energy 14/20
Radiation sickness: Feelin' fine.
Hunger: Peckish.
Thirst: Good

Equipment.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Scorched brahmin leather shirt,
Ripped brahmin leather pants
Rat leather shoes.
one squished bit of emergency ration.
50 10mm bullets.
16 Bucks
10mm pistol.

[Aseaheru]

eat food.

[Helgoland]

Eat asbestos.

[Aseaheru]

...

[wer6]

After eating: we should head to the nearest ruin: so we can salvage stuff: so we can obtain profit

[Kitten Snot]

Will update tomorrow. Finally got around to writing my two crappy stories again.

[wer6]

they are probably one of the best story i have ever read they are not the shit that dwarf eats.

So after we eat we should go out and then begin exploring.

[Kitten Snot]

You decide to go over to the place you ate at yesterday. When you arrive you see the chairs are covered in sand. A quick dusting and you can get ready to eat.
You and Durak just eat one of your day's rations. It fills you and Durak up quite well, rat puree is delicious with some salt.
Durak starts a conversation about how it is possible for salt to be in ready supply when all the rest seemingly isn't. You both speculate on how it's possible but then decide that you will need more money for a month long journey. The nearest town is quite a ways away and the raiders will likely cause some extra travel time.

Durak and you go around asking random people about ruins where you could go scavenging. They make it quite clear that with Manhattan gone they are going to need those ruins more then anything, so they refuse to tell you the location of these valuable places.
When you ask the lady from yesterday with the mysterious southern accent that somehow works in y's. I don't know how she does it! She just does!You found her in the marketplace handling a stall full of electronics.
You hayve to understaynd that dem' folks arouwnd heyre don't wanna giv' away theiyr trick o' getting supplies. She explains in an accent that is not southern at all. Whatever it is, It's barely comprehensible.
Luhk, If ya wanna git some money, go over to Stronghoof. Hey'll set ya both up with a job of sum kihnd.
You gather that you are supposed to talk to Stronghoof.

You go over to the front gate where you can see Stronghoof is talking to a young lady with brown hair. Usually, that wouldn't really be unusual.
What makes this unusual is the fact that she's wearing a ROS suit!
Please, just let me help out! I'll get some money AND I'll help out the town. Please!?
...I will not able to dissuade you from this dumb endeavor isn't it? By my honor, I can't let you get yourself killed, acquire some companions though, and I'll consider it. Stronghoof says firmly.
The turns turns around, groaning in annoyance and notices you.

Hey! You guys are going outside?
We were about to ask Stronghoof for some work outside... So yes. You tell her.
Well, there's only a single job available. Ending the raider source. Stronghoof knows where their main base is but he can't leave because he's the only real defense. Look, can you take me along? I want to help these guys out and i need money for something personal.
I don't want to babysit someone.
Look, I'm good with energy weapons and I can fix anything electronic you give me. If you get loot in those building i can probably double the price! Pleaaaaase take me along?
 Durak pipes in: Some more fine woman-folk never hurt anyone! After you shoot him a look he adds: Look, she's useful and energy weapons are powerful. Let her stay, come on.
What do you do?

Stats

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health 15/15
Energy 20/20
Radiation sickness: No problem at all.
Hunger: Fine.
Thirst: Good

Equipment.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Scorched brahmin leather shirt,
Ripped brahmin leather pants
Rat leather shoes.
one squished bit of emergency ration.
50 10mm bullets.
16 Bucks
10mm pistol.

[Aseaheru]

let her stay and get some water for the road.

[wer6]

Yea let her come with us but quickly get us some water and then off to adventure and what not!

[Abramul]

Could we maybe repair our pants, too?  (Scorched shirt is fine, though)

[Kitten Snot]

Alright, For the rest of the month i will make the update schedule "when i get around to it". Exams suck.

[Thecard]

Well now, that does seem a bit more like a proper accent to me.
At least, that's pretty spot-on to how I talk.

And yeah, let here come with us.