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DrPoo

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You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« on: October 21, 2012, 06:46:49 am »

You have claimed site 17! A currently uninhabited site in the Omega region of Dust-X137 home to the living and breathing, but motionless meatballs!! Holy shit! Rumors say that the site was a former home of

A) A prison and asylum for the criminally insane, now wiped out by the horrible plague!
B) A cancer research site, now a ruin. Barrels of radioactive material still present onsite
C) A millitary weapons research faccility wiped out by an unknown artifact they have unearthed!
D) A covert medical research faccility, vandalised for its infamy for using live non vegetable meatballs for experimentatiom! Dangerous disease carrying mutants have been found out there.
E) A larger meatball colony, a larger fire originating from a nearby oil well wiped most of the population there, a few stubborn people still live there in a close knit colony, the most respected one being old scarred one, a cancer survivor that cured himself by cutting off the knot with an old rusty knife and cauterised the wound by pouring oil over and setting it on fire. Pretty tough eh?
F) Absolutely nothing! The place was once a field but now its home of a huge colony of illegal immigrants, possibly getting in your way!

Your purpose here is
1) To gain land and power! Grow strong by whatever means possible!
2) To establish a research base here to benefit your corperation!
3) To opress the meatball scum! They are nothing but human food and a thing to torture! Heil Swedish Meatball Dish!
4) To care for the cute little meatballs! Make a meatball utopia and make sure every meatball feels good :3

In this game, you are a overlord, using a telepathic device, you must claim one meatball for the
puppet leader. Then you must serve your purpose and protect your puppet! Make ethical decisions and
make sure the meatballs dosent become rebellious! Meanwhile random events will happen, each a potential catastrophe! What will you do? Lead meatballkind to its certain doom, or will you prosper and grow and make important scientific discoveries? Only you will decide in this you are a!

Choose!
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 07:03:10 am »

Simple! Sell the meatballs cheap as "Pre-cooked Organic Meatballs" so we can infect more people with meatballism!
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 07:32:12 am »

 Ill pick D and 3 AND LETS DUMP THEM IN THE BARRELS!
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 07:58:40 am »

D, 1
My bad.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 08:33:38 am by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 08:01:07 am »

how about d 2.5? use meatballs as slaves for cooperation?
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2012, 08:33:23 am »

Whoops, switched 1 and 2. I meant 1.
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2012, 08:35:40 am »

... how about we just do some good ol' genocide?
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2012, 09:05:24 am »

We'll need a bigger meatball army to do anything.
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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2012, 09:10:49 am »

Overlord Control System ver 1.6
Loading assets..
Loading data on targetted site.. orbital visual scan ordered.. engaging on next sattelite passover
PowerSys ver 5.4 loaded!
  ManipulatorRays.O.K
  TeleCommSys....O.K
  Life Support......O.K
  Sub-systems.....O.K
Powersys: All systems nominal!
Establishing SpaceNet connection through TeleComm dish 4... Complete
Connected to TradeStar Online Vendor!

Scansat is now passing over Site-17
Commencing orbital scan of site: 17-delta [Res: 800x600]

Rendering image.. Done.



All there is left of the faccility is a hunk of debris, inhabitated by a mutant, his pals are outside, notice the lack of blood and how cancerous they are! What is that green fluid?
Atleast your landing squad is in safety, currently, who knows when that cloud of green thingie will reach them?

Control level: None, need puppet for operation.

Landing team report:
Those wierd things, they all died! What was wrong with them? We dont know.

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Re: You are the meatball overlord of Site-17
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2012, 09:39:25 am »

Appoint a sufficiently apathetic meatball as puppet!
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