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[AfellowDwarf]

1 update every 6 days is NOT COOL.

I was expecting at least 2 or 3 a week.

Don't get me wrong, I like updates as much as the next guy, but pressuring brewster to do more is not the right way to go about this.

Heck, if you look at the posts, the updates in the past two 'dry' weeks are pretty close to your twice a week mark. We've had one update in 26-11 - 2-12 and three in 3-12 - 9-12.

[Aseaheru]

hey, dude. its up to Brewster even to do this. dont ruin it by demanding more. hes not our slave.

[AfellowDwarf]

hey, dude. its up to Brewster even to do this. dont ruin it by demanding more. hes not our slave.

Sorry. That was what I tried to say in my previous, arkward post. Not 'let's demand him do more in a more sophisticated manner'.

[Aseaheru]

i was yelling at uthric.

[Brewster]

You ask the lizardmen for a good location to hunt and they lead to you a nearby cliff where Draltha are known to graze. Sure enough upon your arrival you see a lone draltha chomping on a plump helmet. The two lizardpeople wonder off and you plan your attack.

[Tirion]

Uh oh. A draltha is way too big for a guy with a pick, even a runed pick. Damn thing is as big as an elephant.

Unless you repeat the cave-in trick.

[Ultimuh]

Uh oh. A draltha is way too big for a guy with a pick, even a runed pick. Damn thing is as big as an elephant.

Unless you repeat the cave-in trick.

Don't want to endanger any allies tough.

[gchristopher]

One draltha has enough meat, on average, to feed a dwarf for just over 15 years. Plan on feeding the entire lizard tribe if you manage to kill it.

On the other hand, there are some plump helmets that are completely defenseless and unable to casually stomp you to death.

Maybe consider vegetarian meals for the time being, at least until a creeping eye, flesh ball, giant rat or naked mole dog presents itself.

Alternately, get out the rope, mount up on the jabberer, and play cowboy. Rack up some good scars to lie about in the unlikely event you survive.

Alternately alternately, brew up some more dwarven wine and see how much it takes to get a Draltha drunk. Assuming it doesn't fall violently in love with you, maybe it's easier to kill when passed out?

[Ultimuh]

Alternately alternately, brew up some more dwarven wine and see how much it takes to get a Draltha drunk. Assuming it doesn't fall violently in love with you, maybe it's easier to kill when passed out?

I think this is the best choise at the moment.
As long as we CAN get the thing drunk, perhaps kill it with alcohol poisoning?

[Brewster]

It takes you a few hours but you mine out some stones, craft them into a still and pot, and slowly shove the dwarven wine [15] in front of the large beast. He continues to slurp and guzzle until your vat is empty. It takes 3 steps and begins grazing again. It doesn't seem phased by the large amount of alcohol. (Herbalist +1)

[Ultimuh]

Keep going, either it will die of poisoning or it will eventually be so full it's stomach burst.

[Brewster]

You take a few more hours and make another batch allowing the beast to have it's fill.



It takes 3 more wobbly steps and continues munching on tops of the mushrooms.

[Ultimuh]

Uhm.. now what?

[anthony62490]

One more round should do it. Make it a strong batch this time!

[Jellycat12]

One more round should do it. Make it a strong batch this time!

Yes. Every problem can be dealt with using enough booze. +1