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Ultimuh

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #540 on: November 27, 2012, 08:23:53 pm »

Inform the owner that are have been improving the place a bit.
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Uthric

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #541 on: November 28, 2012, 12:19:14 am »

Go scout the old fort after trying to recruit a few lizard men body guards, you are there hero after all.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #542 on: November 28, 2012, 09:26:37 am »

I'm going to suggest we try riding to the starting fort and forging a silver warhammer.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #543 on: November 28, 2012, 01:47:47 pm »

Mmmm warhammer and getting a bit of training.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #544 on: November 28, 2012, 02:51:01 pm »

yes. THEN get the lizards. then bring them to the tavern and leave one as a guard for it.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #545 on: November 28, 2012, 03:19:02 pm »

We are still riding that giant chicken like some lowly peasants or human. I suggest that we craft a silver minecart (decorated with spikes of something!) and start using it as a scythed chariot!
Now, that is a real vehicle worthy of admiration!

Just imagine it. Riding war chariots pulled by a jabberer and striking cave dwellers in the face with out hammer while riding past them. It worked for Thor.

..or get a strange mood and produce something more dwarven:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scythed_chariot_by_da_Vinci.jpg
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #546 on: November 28, 2012, 03:20:06 pm »

after we get to the fortress please.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #547 on: November 28, 2012, 03:21:22 pm »

Fortress Schmortress!
Let's get to do crazy stuff!
More engravings in the tavern!
Engravings of.. Clouds and cheese!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #548 on: November 28, 2012, 03:22:14 pm »

and raccoons.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #549 on: November 28, 2012, 03:29:50 pm »

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #550 on: November 28, 2012, 07:07:46 pm »

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Uthric

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #551 on: November 28, 2012, 07:14:55 pm »

We are still riding that giant chicken like some lowly peasants or human. I suggest that we craft a silver minecart (decorated with spikes of something!) and start using it as a scythed chariot!
Now, that is a real vehicle worthy of admiration!

Just imagine it. Riding war chariots pulled by a jabberer and striking cave dwellers in the face with out hammer while riding past them. It worked for Thor.

..or get a strange mood and produce something more dwarven:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scythed_chariot_by_da_Vinci.jpg

+500000000000

To are home fort we go!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #552 on: November 30, 2012, 03:09:55 pm »

We are still riding that giant chicken like some lowly peasants or human. I suggest that we craft a silver minecart (decorated with spikes of something!) and start using it as a scythed chariot!
Now, that is a real vehicle worthy of admiration!
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That is an amazing idea, but first we need to get back home. First we make our way to the fortress, then we work on crazy projects, then we ride our glorious chariot to the Old Fortress.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 01:37:31 am by anthony62490 »
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #553 on: December 01, 2012, 01:50:54 pm »

I'm with the warhammer idea. We need a proper weapon, and we can train by hitting rocks.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #554 on: December 02, 2012, 07:39:49 am »

THE FATES HAVE DECIDED

We shall go home and smith a mighty war hammer to smite are Enemy's, and a mighty warwagon for are mighty steed!

And booze!
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