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Aseaheru

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #480 on: November 23, 2012, 04:28:58 pm »

good point...
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #481 on: November 23, 2012, 04:38:47 pm »

Threaten it with the bird. Ask it what the hell they are doing in the caverns anyway, raccoons are supposed to be surface animals.

+1

Also we have a jabberer, no need to look for our lizard friends!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #482 on: November 23, 2012, 04:40:10 pm »

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #483 on: November 23, 2012, 06:15:20 pm »



You continue your attempts at communication with the coon. He eventually speaks in some jibber-jabber. You eventually figure out he doesn't speak your language... or you don't speak his!

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #484 on: November 23, 2012, 06:47:50 pm »

to hell with this this is dwarffort, Martial trance, kill them all and cause a cave in on there camp dig it out and retrieve are map.

what are we a dwarf or some kinda elf, im sure if any self respecting dwarf came along and seen us trying to make FRIENDS with ever cavern creature we came across we would get killed for being an ELF Spy.

so 1 more time.

Martial trance, kill them all and cause a cave in on there camp dig it out and retrieve are map.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 06:57:56 pm by Uthric »
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #485 on: November 23, 2012, 06:55:20 pm »

If we kill the 3 raccoons then we will have 5 notable kills. Then we can get an awesome title.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #486 on: November 23, 2012, 07:26:39 pm »

Call your jabberer friend.
Maybe it can help.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #487 on: November 23, 2012, 08:20:42 pm »

yes. hit those sneaking up AFTER killing the tied up one.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #488 on: November 23, 2012, 08:21:28 pm »

If we kill the 3 raccoons then we will have 5 notable kills. Then we can get an awesome title.

That would be awesome. And it would remedy the namelessness problem.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #489 on: November 24, 2012, 01:58:05 am »

Yes, I too am quickly losing patience with the 'coon. I think we need a new fur cap.

I'd like to know about those guys sneaking up on us. Can we... roll a perception check or something?  :-\
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #490 on: November 24, 2012, 03:27:54 am »

Take a look around, and if we notice the guys, use the pick on them ( or whatever weapon we have in backpack ) or failing that, sic jabberer! Well, threaten them first and sic if they tries anything.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #491 on: November 24, 2012, 03:58:20 am »

i still say best bet is to go all martial trance and slay them all epic style.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #492 on: November 24, 2012, 05:41:57 am »

I, for one, don't trust the brain-damaged bird as far as I can throw a Chalk Pebble.

They threw throwing spears at us. Why didn't we take any of them? Seriously. Take throwing spear. Anything with a stabby tip is useful.

And, yeah. I'd recommend braining this SOB as well. They're clearly already hostile. Diplomacy, nuts to that.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #493 on: November 24, 2012, 02:54:18 pm »

Use NOVICE AMBUSHER skill to hide precisely 8.2 meters AWAY and remain UNDETECTED. WATCH ensuing events without INTERRUPTING until SOMETHING IMPORTANT happens.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #494 on: November 24, 2012, 03:31:56 pm »

And, yeah. I'd recommend braining this SOB as well. They're clearly already hostile. Diplomacy, nuts to that.
+1
They are clearly not going to cooperate. We tried diplomacy and it didn't work.
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