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[Scruffy]

You can train him to be tavern workers. I would like to go into a bar that has a raccoon waiter can make a good booze.

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[AutomataKittay]

You can train him to be tavern workers. I would like to go into a bar that has a raccoon waiter can make a good booze.

Hmm, I think I'll change my vote to this, should be entertaining enough. Well, if the jabberer isn't too hungry that is

[Urist McKoga]

You can train him to be tavern workers. I would like to go into a bar that has a raccoon waiter can make a good booze.

Hmm, I think I'll change my vote to this, should be entertaining enough. Well, if the jabberer isn't too hungry that is

The jabberer can make a great body guard . I just don't know if our peasant have enough skill to train raccoon to waiter =(.

[1freeman]

You can train him to be tavern workers. I would like to go into a bar that has a raccoon waiter can make a good booze.

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[anthony62490]

Not sure if the little guy is capable of learning such skills.
Then again, if the 'coons are smart enough to form a village, they'll probably resist our training attempts.
We would have to domesticate these little buggers first.

Either way, we should tie him up in case his friends are more intelligent than we realize. Now we have a bargaining chip.

[Uthric]

updates to this thread are taking FAR to long...

[hops]

updates to this thread are taking FAR to long...

motivations, man. Maintaining long-term suggestion comic can be a bitch.

[Brewster]

You tie the... no you don't you don't have anything to tie the raccoon up with.

Spoiler: INVENTORY (click to show/hide)

Your Person
deer leather cap, head
pig tail fiber shirt, body
wolf leather armor, body
armadillo leather trousers, legs
sheep wool shoes, feet
Touch of Delayed Sickness, right hand first finger

Mount Pouch
silver ore [10]

the ground
cave spider silk backpack
- gold coins [20]
- Mountainhome map
- iron dagger
- granite bracelet
- yak meat [2]
- WallPoke The Bone of Terror
- Heavyfeather the merchant of rope

[Aseaheru]

loot him. btw, what do we have?

[Tirion]

Tie it with it's own tail. Ouch.

[Ultimuh]

First take your amulet.
Carry the Raccoon tpo it's comrades,
tell them a stalamite (or the kind that point downwards..) fell down on his head.
Then we can have infiltrated their camp! IF they allow us inside..

[Aseaheru]

IF NOT THEN SICK THE JABBERER. SORRY ABOUT CAPS.

[Brewster]

You lift the raccoon, un-tied, up on your jabberer and make your way towards the camp. Before you can even inform them of your intentions they start hefting throwing spears your direction! You turn tail and run, out of distance of their UN-called-for attack. You hear the unconscious raccoon move a little, he's sure to wake up in 2 more drawings, uh...2 more moments!

[Aseaheru]

drop rock on camp.

[AutomataKittay]

Since everyone keep wanting to tie the raccoon up, let's use our shirt to tie it up and see what we can get out of it