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AutomataKittay

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #240 on: November 09, 2012, 07:48:43 am »

Punch a tendril with the ring of weakness and run. Repeat and rinse a few time! Then. SLAY IT!

And make friend with all the lizardmen.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #241 on: November 09, 2012, 08:15:12 am »

Find a suitable cliffside with a gem cluster and carve anti-strenghtening runes around it. Use the gem cluster to power the runes and lure the calamari against the cliff. The peasant will hit the ground with the ring and trigger the other runes causing the cliff to crumble and the calamari (and the bait) fall to the black depths below (you shall not pass! *crumbling sounds*)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #242 on: November 09, 2012, 10:37:08 am »

You're like, an accomplished professional miner and dodger. Throw some rocks at it so it comes for you then brain it when it reaches land.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #243 on: November 09, 2012, 12:29:59 pm »

Try to get the lizardman to distract it while you dig upwards to cave in the ceiling on the FB.
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It was inevitable.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #244 on: November 09, 2012, 01:09:02 pm »

You'd think digging through rock with a pick is way too loud to do it sneakily. Or quick enough, for that matter. Unless you see a way to trigger a cave-in easily, with a single thrown stone if possible. Do you see (and are you able to recognize) a suitable unstable hanging stone?
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"Fools dig for water, corpses, or gold. The earth's real treasure is far deeper."

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #245 on: November 09, 2012, 03:44:29 pm »

throw sharp stones, then drop an BIG rock on it and have everyone attack.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #246 on: November 09, 2012, 04:33:16 pm »

That looks like a fucking FB to me.

Run dafuq away. The peasant must survive!

Tell the lizardman you're going to make weapons, search for iron.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #247 on: November 09, 2012, 06:08:50 pm »

That looks like a fucking FB to me.

Run dafuq away. The peasant must survive!

Tell the lizardman you're going to make weapons, search for iron.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #248 on: November 09, 2012, 06:56:38 pm »



You develop a plan to slay the beast. You have the lizardman sit idle while you mine a path up to the top of a stalactite. Once in position the lizardman destracts the beast by pelting it with rocks, while you mine the earthen dagger to drop onto the sea creature below. You make your final swing and you hear a loud crack, it's going to DROP!

Spoiler: DROP! (click to show/hide)

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #249 on: November 09, 2012, 07:01:44 pm »

Dayum. That worked..... surprisingly well.

Now we butcher its corpse.

I want my [230] Eldritch Abomination meat  :P
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #250 on: November 09, 2012, 07:03:05 pm »

Dayum. That worked..... surprisingly well.

Now we butcher its corpse.

I want my [230] Eldritch Abomination meat  :P

And it's skin. It'd cover a very big sofa  :D
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #251 on: November 09, 2012, 08:33:18 pm »



After hours and hours of slicing, peeling, breaks and hacking you FINALLY butcher the beast. The lizardman takes the meat and explains he is going to salt to preserve the meat longer. You take a moment to catch your breath after the long hours of work. The pile of skin starts to weird you out.
(Butcher +1)

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #252 on: November 09, 2012, 08:38:42 pm »

Wear that skull as a helmet. Use the rest of its parts to make a trampoline. Give the trampoline as a present to the lizardmen, then take their treasure!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #253 on: November 09, 2012, 08:40:29 pm »

I bet the lizardman just took the meat and ran haha.

I vote we make a massive pile of bone bolts, since they hardly weigh anything, then try to find a lizardman bow. The our enemies will suffer sudden death at a thousand paces!! And look like pincushions. Because I'm fond of pincushions.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #254 on: November 09, 2012, 08:42:29 pm »

tan the skin and prosess the bones into crafts.
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