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Fishybang

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #210 on: November 06, 2012, 08:07:40 pm »

.Walk up to them, with your chest out and your head high. Say "Behold, reptilians! You shall do everything I say, lest you be struck down by my mighty Beard."

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #211 on: November 07, 2012, 07:36:14 am »



You jump out from behind your rock and scream "Behold, reptilians! You shall do everything I say, lest you be struck down by my mighty Beard!" Two of the three flee from you, running deeper into the caverns, and only one remains. You stand staring each other down, waiting for the other to make a move.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #212 on: November 07, 2012, 07:51:26 am »

You jump out from behind your rock and scream "Behold, reptilians! You shall do everything I say, lest you be struck down by my mighty Beard!" Two of the three flee from you, running deeper into the caverns, and only one remains. You stand staring each other down, waiting for the other to make a move.

Do your war-dance, showing how you will crush his skull with your mighty Heavyfeather and the spirit of ancestors giuding your hand!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #213 on: November 07, 2012, 07:52:27 am »

Ask it to come and serve you!
Or if it don't understands, gesture it to give you their spear!
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« Reply #214 on: November 07, 2012, 11:54:22 am »

Flash him with light amulet, dodge his spear attack and hit him few times fast with your magic ring, jump away, wait for enemy's weakening and take stuff from chest.
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Scruffy

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #215 on: November 07, 2012, 12:21:41 pm »

Give it a lump of yak meat and make it into your manservant. A scaly butler might come in handy
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #216 on: November 07, 2012, 02:59:45 pm »

Servant, and guide. They might be more cooperative if they know you're just passing through.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #217 on: November 07, 2012, 03:01:44 pm »

Give it a lump of yak meat and make it into your manservant. A scaly butler might come in handy

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Scruffy

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #218 on: November 07, 2012, 03:02:23 pm »

Why do I get the feeling that this particular lizardman is the local village idiot. We shall call him.. Billy the Lizard!
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #219 on: November 07, 2012, 03:12:38 pm »

Lily the blizzard :c
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #220 on: November 07, 2012, 03:38:37 pm »

Give it food.  If it will not help u stab it in the head with the pick.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #221 on: November 07, 2012, 04:04:10 pm »

Give it food.  If it will not help u stab it in the head with the pick.
+1. so thats 4 for giving food with 2 for killing if it refuses and 1 for doing that w/o food.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #222 on: November 07, 2012, 04:29:39 pm »

First do a wardance, then give it a food, and if it refuses - kill it!
But wardance is the first to do!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #223 on: November 07, 2012, 04:54:20 pm »

Seriously, angering them is quite counterproductive. You are alone and on their home turf and have to sleep sometime... Or, if you do try to intimidate them, don't stop with half-measures  :P
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Scruffy

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #224 on: November 07, 2012, 04:56:40 pm »

It will join us or die. Give yourself to the Dorfside of the Forc... Beard!
« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 05:00:15 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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