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HARD

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2012, 01:34:32 pm »

Ask the man for work

Supoprting this.

and avoid what HARD suggested, for now.

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Burnup

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2012, 02:33:03 pm »

We just stole some of the mans beer! He's playing it cool, I suggest we do the same while making ourselves seen as useful to him.
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Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2012, 03:31:39 pm »

Have a party. Invite the whole fort.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2012, 03:51:19 pm »

Sing him "Kiss me, I'm Dwarfish".
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Urist McLegendary likes adamantine, steel, mugs and noobs for their questions. He absolutely detests trolls.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2012, 05:00:02 pm »

Sing him "Kiss me, I'm Dwarfish".
And recieve unexpected punch to the face.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2012, 05:00:48 am »

Sing him "Kiss me, I'm Dwarfish".
And recieve unexpected punch to the face.

In this case make critical fail in dodging and smash keg into flinders.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #51 on: October 26, 2012, 06:21:21 am »



"Ha ha, sorry about that kiddo, I couldn't resist" the Miner's Guild Leader says as he tosses you back your cap.
Walking past you, while you replace the cap back on your head, the Leader turns the keg tap off that you were too scared to remember to do.

"What's your name sonny?" he asks.
Before you can answer, he bursts into laughter, "oh you should have seen your face!"

"Sir" you interrupt him, "do you have any work for me? I have my own pick!"

"Oooo. you've come for a job eh? Well I have two options." Reaching from behind his back and pulls out a map and unravels it."1. Taking this map and go mine out a silver vein we've discovered, or B. mine me an office! All they gave me is that ratty old chair. The map will take you down through the cavern and you will surely die. My office on the other hand will be safe and right next to my keg! The choice is yours kiddo."

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« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 06:51:50 am by Brewster »
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #52 on: October 26, 2012, 06:24:59 am »

I say we dig him an office.
He seem to be a nice enough fellow so why not suck up to him for a while?

edit: At least it might be safer than to mine for silver.
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« Reply #53 on: October 26, 2012, 06:42:19 am »

Plus, I think any gems you find while minimg the office are yours ;)
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #54 on: October 26, 2012, 06:51:19 am »

Mine the silver. On the way you must befriend a bugbat to use as a scout.
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AND IF THIS FAILS MY IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER WHO WILL APPEAR IN THE MIGRANT WAVE THAT ARRIVES AFTER MY DEMISE WILL REPLACE ME.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2012, 06:54:30 am »

Mine the silver. On the way you must befriend a bugbat to use as a scout.
Knowing the current nature of this RP, we might not even meet a bugbat.
Even if we do we probably won't be able to befriend it.
We might not even get any non-dwarven allies, so why not do the relatively safe things at first?
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2012, 06:59:13 am »

In that case, mine the silver anyway. Your hat and cloak should help you blend in with the giant rats.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2012, 09:34:05 am »

Mine the office and while you are at it, start smoothing and engraving the walls. A few pictures of giants rats should do the trick. "This is a picture of dead giant rats. The giant rats are gutted. The dead Giant rats are surrounding Urist McDrunkard. Urist McDrunkard is in a fetal position."
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #58 on: October 26, 2012, 02:02:46 pm »

Dwarven Mining Guild Leader looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
Dwarven Mining Guild Leader Has a horrible fell look!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #59 on: October 27, 2012, 08:27:31 am »



You tell the Leader you'd love to help him out and mine his office for him. He gives you a single tooth smile and walks away. You begin to mine out a nice large office for him. Surprisingly you find 3 citrine gems and place them in your pack. It takes you a day to mine the office, and another day to smooth the walls and floors for him. Once finish you stop and admire your handy-work, but then you hear a familiar voice coming from behind.
(+5 mining, +2 engraver)
You've become a Novice miner!






Spoiler: INVENTORY (click to show/hide)

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