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Ultimuh

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #90 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:31 am »
I would advise against breaking out, it would only worsen our situation.
Besides, I don't think we would get much excercise by being chained to a wall.

What we could do tough is wait for an inmate, then we could level up our social skills.
Or we coud level other skills by.. what skills is tied to counting straws on the floor?
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #91 on: October 30, 2012, 08:00:01 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 07:07:31 am
what skills is tied to counting straws on the floor?
Bookkeeping. Perhaps appraising. Hmm, a noble position
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #92 on: October 30, 2012, 08:11:59 am »


Congratulations! You've earned a beard upgrade. Choose wisely.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #93 on: October 30, 2012, 08:58:57 am »
NUMBER FOUR.
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Ultimuh

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #94 on: October 30, 2012, 09:02:06 am »
I would say number five, but I don't mind any of the others.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #95 on: October 30, 2012, 09:12:13 am »
2.
He is still young and useless, thus has a shaggy beard fit for a hobo. Beards are a status symbol in the dwarven community, thus having a neatly combed and partially shaved beard would imply an important position. Too soon for those.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #96 on: October 30, 2012, 09:27:14 am »

The next day the guards keep to their promise and remove you from the shackles.
Taken by boredom you begin to count the straw. You find a few items in your task though.
A week goes by, you beard grows out, and you're still attempting to count the straw.

Spoiler: INVENTORY (click to show/hide)
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #97 on: October 30, 2012, 09:28:09 am »
Who's there, behind you?!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #98 on: October 30, 2012, 10:27:34 am »
It's a creeping eye!

POKE IT!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #99 on: October 30, 2012, 10:42:23 am »
hide things you found on your person, look at eye, count bricks.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #100 on: October 30, 2012, 12:49:02 pm »
Start poking yourself in the eye, and punching the walls, and running full speed into walls.

train your pain tolerance!

Or throw the chain around, something around!

Train throwing!

Sneak while doing all of it.

Train!
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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #101 on: October 30, 2012, 12:56:19 pm »
train yes.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #102 on: October 30, 2012, 01:38:32 pm »

You feel someone peering at you. You turn around and see an eye looking at you from between a broken brick. Who could it be?! You proceed to extend your index finger and slowly move it towards the eye. Closer and closer you get, CLOSER and then *poke*!

"OUCH! Why!? Why would you poke me?" the female voice demanded. You recoginze the voice as the gypsy dwarf that lives near your family's old room.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #103 on: October 30, 2012, 01:43:05 pm »
because she was watching me. ask why she was.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #104 on: October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm »
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.
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