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Brewster

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #465 on: November 23, 2012, 11:33:43 am »


You remove your pig tail fiber shirt and tie the bugger up. The raccoon soon regains consciousness and struggles to get free. Unable to do so he sits and growls at you. You ask him questions "Why did you steal my map? How did you guys build that camp? Why are they attacking me? What's your name? What's my name?" None of your questions on answered! The raccoon just sits there growling at you!
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Ultimuh

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #466 on: November 23, 2012, 11:44:36 am »
Give it some yak meat.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #467 on: November 23, 2012, 12:15:01 pm »
Yeah, let's offer the meat and see if it opens up.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #468 on: November 23, 2012, 12:28:49 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on November 23, 2012, 11:44:36 am
Give it some yak meat.
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Though considering our low animal training skill it might just think that we are threatening it by showing it the mutilated remains of a poor yak and that it will suffer the same fate if it doesn't do as it's told. Butchered and made into a hunk of meat.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Brewster

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #469 on: November 23, 2012, 12:34:05 pm »


You slowly hand the raccoon a chunk of yak meat. He raccoons eyes light up and he opens his mouth, you slowly extend your reach to feed the animal and it quickly LATCHES on to your hand! Oi!OI!OHHWWI!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #470 on: November 23, 2012, 12:52:41 pm »
hit it. if it gets knocked out bandage your hand with its bandanna and when it comes to threaten it with jabberer.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #471 on: November 23, 2012, 01:33:21 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on November 23, 2012, 12:52:41 pm
hit it. if it gets knocked out bandage your hand with its bandanna and when it comes to threaten it with jabberer.

Come to think of it, that bandanna might be just a fur pattern.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #472 on: November 23, 2012, 01:34:54 pm »
Punch the teeth out! And feed it to Jabberer if it don't plays nice after that!
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Scruffy

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #473 on: November 23, 2012, 02:04:40 pm »
Time to train our wrestling skills. Grab its head with your right hand and pinch its nose. (..and the severed part sails of in an arc.)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #474 on: November 23, 2012, 03:26:00 pm »
Free yourself by poking in it's eye!
Then ask if it would rather be free or dragged to the lizardmen if it dosn't cooperate.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #475 on: November 23, 2012, 03:32:03 pm »


You pop the raccoon in the nose and he releases his grip!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #476 on: November 23, 2012, 03:33:59 pm »
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Ask if it would rather be free or dragged to the lizardmen if it dosn't cooperate.
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« Reply #477 on: November 23, 2012, 03:51:55 pm »
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Ask if it would rather be free or dragged to the lizardmen if it dosn't cooperate.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #478 on: November 23, 2012, 04:13:58 pm »
ask weather it wants to be lunch, help you out or go to the lizards.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #479 on: November 23, 2012, 04:27:41 pm »
Threaten it with the bird. Ask it what the hell they are doing in the caverns anyway, raccoons are supposed to be surface animals.
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