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peregarrett

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2012, 07:42:12 am »
Quote from: Brewster on October 23, 2012, 07:38:24 am
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Oh lol! I meant leave the mug with intestines to drunkard  :D :D :D
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2012, 08:57:11 am »


You hear the snoring of a bear. You continue to walk softly towards the glow of the mine entrance. You peer in the darkness and see the Miner's Guild Leader hard at work, overseeing the mine.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2012, 09:52:56 am »
wait, and observe the guild leader. Is that a chest they are guarding? Wait for a moment alone, we don't want witnesses..

Kill the guild leader, pour the rat remains all over the place, leave the drunkards mug, take the chest, remove half the chests contents and put them into your backpack, put the chest in the drunkards home along with the rat hat. Hide your backpack somewhere safe then call for the captain of the guard.

Nobility is within reach!
« Last Edit: October 23, 2012, 09:57:45 am by Burnup »
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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2012, 10:10:58 am »
Quote from: Burnup on October 23, 2012, 09:52:56 am
wait, and observe the guild leader. Is that a chest they are guarding? Wait for a moment alone, we don't want witnesses..

Kill the guild leader, pour the rat remains all over the place, leave the drunkards mug, take the chest, remove half the chests contents and put them into your backpack, put the chest in the drunkards home along with the rat hat. Hide your backpack somewhere safe then call for the captain of the guard.

Nobility is within reach!
When the captain of the guard comes alone, challenge him to the Rite of the Beard. Win it (through cheating, leave nothing to chance) and gain his titles. Marry queen 0.42 years later.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2012, 10:25:20 am »
disregard this message, mistakenly posted.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2012, 10:29:02 am by Burnup »
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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2012, 07:41:48 am »


You wait and observe the leader. Is there treasure underneath his feet? You try and wait for a moment to snag the chest. You wait.. and wait.. and wa...zzzzzzzz


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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2012, 10:52:12 am »
Rat pelt: ARISE! YOUR MASTER HAS ARRIVED!

(Necromancer time? yes? no?)
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2012, 10:57:51 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 24, 2012, 10:52:12 am
Rat pelt: ARISE! YOUR MASTER HAS ARRIVED!

(Necromancer time? Yes.)

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Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2012, 10:59:34 am »
After waking up you are feeling thirsty. Fill your mug from the leader's keg.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2012, 03:04:17 pm »
Lol, I like the way you are running this Brewster.
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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2012, 06:47:13 am »


You wake-up from your cat nap and try to remember what you were doing. Oh yeah the Leader's chest! You push yourself off the floor and notice the Leader and the chest are both gone. Shoot! After waking up you are feeling thirsty. You think of using your mug but it's filled with nasty rat innards. You slide underneath the keg and begin to pour the dwarven beer straight down your throat. So focused on your booze you failed to notice the rat pelt slowly moving towards you. "ARISE! YOUR MASTER HAS ARRIVED!" you hear. A Necromancer?! Almost peeing yourself, you stop drinking and before you can reach for your dagger, you realize what's going on.

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« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 07:05:12 am by Brewster »
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2012, 08:45:47 am »
*You punch Miner's Guild Leader in the left mustache with your left hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!*
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2012, 12:36:32 pm »
Ask the man for work
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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2012, 12:47:10 pm »
Quote from: Burnup on October 25, 2012, 12:36:32 pm
Ask the man for work

Supoprting this.

and avoid what HARD suggested, for now.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2012, 12:52:50 pm »
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Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.
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