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[Taricus]

Anyone on IRC would know Wrex. Not that Raiss hasn't given the thought, but that's mainnly because Asren is more useful (And valuable) alive.

That, and I have a FAR worse fate for him >=D

[Hanslanda]

Anyone on IRC would know Wrex. Not that Raiss hasn't given the thought, but that's mainnly because Asren is more useful (And valuable) alive.

That, and I have a FAR worse fate for him >=D

And also, he would easily swat Raiss out of existence if she tried to harm him. Hey, is Raiss evil?

[Taricus]

Hasn't made up her mind about that. I doubt friendzoning someone is an act of diabolical evil though XD

[Hanslanda]

No, friendzoning wouldn't bother him. I was just curious to know if Smite Evil would have full effect against her. To be honest, I think he only hits on her because it bothered her so much, at least most of the time.

In other news, I'm somewhat surprised at how badass Asraen actually would be if I utilized all his resources, despite the whole... Being a paladin thing. In bearform, with smite evil, Divine Favor,  and a certain, new ability, he gets a +27 to hit, and +22 to damage on his sword, but not quite as much for his claws or fangs. :3
I wish I knew how to optimize him, because then he'd be really scary.

[Grek]

I think your best bet for More Power would come from size increases. Right now you're getting a base damage of 3d6 for hitting with a Large sized Exordius. If you can somehow get ahold of a psionic item that does Augmented Expansion you start doing 4d6 from Huge Exordius or 6d6 for Gargantuan Exordius. This would also scale up the base damage on your claws and bite to 1d8 & 2d6 respectively for Huge or 2d6 & 3d6 respectively for Gargantuan. Plus all of those Strength increases that come along with it. Psi tattoos of it would cost 225gp for an hour of Gargantuanness or 75gp for 20 minutes of mere Hugeness. And getting drunk and waking up with a bunch of tats would be completely in character for Asraen. If you can get some Enlarge Person on top of that, we can get you up to Colossal, wielding Colossal Exordius for 8d6, Colossal claws for 4d6 and a Colossal bite for 6d6.

And, of course, if you let me use the natural weapon breach that Taricus keeps saying is useless, you get to walk around with a Colossal++ (ie, one bigger than the biggest epic dragons) sized bite that, according to my extrapolating, would have a base damage of 12d6 damage and allow you to chew through solid stone.

[Hanslanda]

And getting drunk and waking up with a bunch of tats would be completely in character for Asraen.

Indeed.

And, of course, if you let me use the natural weapon breach that Taricus keeps saying is useless, you get to walk around with a Colossal++ (ie, one bigger than the biggest epic dragons) sized bite that, according to my extrapolating, would have a base damage of 12d6 damage and allow you to chew through solid stone.

Um. That's a bit awesome.

[Grek]

But wait! There's more! If you also stack on the Xenotheurgy size increasing effects and the Truenaming size increasing effects, you can get up to Colossal++++, at which point you're a third of a mile tall and weight 3 billion, 523 million, 215 thousand and 260 pounds, or approximately 1/4th the mass of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

[Hanslanda]

O.O
At which point Titans and small gods are looking UP at you, rather nonplussed.

[RedWarrior0]

Hey Wrex. I found a bloodline I want. http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11408926#post11408926

[Caellath]

What is Asraen's flight maneuverability? Does he fly like a hummingbird or a trashbin with rockets strapped to its sides?

[Hanslanda]

He has good maneuverability. So like an aerodynamic trashbin with rockets on the side.

[RedWarrior0]

Good? That's almost hummingbird-level. Certainly closer to hummingbird-level than trashbin-level.

[Hanslanda]

Whoo! I certain hope someone, at some point in this campaign says, "Yeah, and if bears could fly..."

[Caellath]

According to the description of the Fly Skill, your giant bear has the same grace of a hummingbird or housefly while flying. Seriously.

[Taricus]

Whoo! I certain hope someone, at some point in this campaign says, "Yeah, and if bears could fly..."

I'll do it, providing you don't fly before I say it XD