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[GreatWyrmGold]

Why cant we like pay or something for a "Mature" version then? Would gladly pay 10 bucks for dumping a giant load of shit into an incoming goblin invasion.

I think you have your definitions of "mature" and "juvenile" switched up there.

Well it wouldnt get a juvenile rating.

Not mature as in rating, mature as in "not involving toilet 'humor'"

[Lee72]

Why is this even a discussion anymore? Not to be blunt, but Toady says he wants to stay away from that, for the sake of the game.

I guess new people like me, like to discuss old shit!
(Pun intended)

[BeenCarl]

Why is this even a discussion anymore? Not to be blunt, but Toady says he wants to stay away from that, for the sake of the game.

I guess new people like me, like to discuss old shit!
(Pun intended)

The worst part about this whole idea is that there is that one person in every game that suggests this. Why is there such a fascination for all this crap?

[DrPoo]

Why is this even a discussion anymore? Not to be blunt, but Toady says he wants to stay away from that, for the sake of the game.

I guess new people like me, like to discuss old shit!
(Pun intended)

The worst part about this whole idea is that there is that one person in every game that suggests this. Why is there such a fascination for all this crap?

Why is there a facination for gutting up malformed human beings(dwarfs)? And using their guts as ammunition

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why is this even a discussion anymore? Not to be blunt, but Toady says he wants to stay away from that, for the sake of the game.

I guess new people like me, like to discuss old shit!
(Pun intended)

The worst part about this whole idea is that there is that one person in every game that suggests this. Why is there such a fascination for all this crap?

Why is there a facination for gutting up malformed human beings(dwarfs)? And using their guts as ammunition

There isn't, except to a few people. It's memorable, but not mainstream by any means.

[Revanchist]

I don't know anyone here that wakes up in the morning and thinks:
Urist McUnlucky is going to get mained by a squad of badgers. Then I'll send his head to the Mrs. And let his ghost haunt the baby.

I cannot name one person that has that as their focus in the game... Sorry.

[nicfer]

Diggy diggy thread I know, but better than creating a duplicate.

First post in the forums, and I thought of this idea, together with a 'necesity' system. Dwarves get loaded with a 'poop' internal value after eating, and 'pee' after drinking. When those values go over a certain value, dwarves will get a 'hurry' status, and they try to get to a bathroom, public or private. Those who don't find one must go outside near a tree and do stuff, with a minor(?) unhappy thought. If still unable to find a spot, they poop/pee on their underwear and get a strong unhappy thought, along with cloth getting one level of wear. Additionally, if they want to poop, after the 'must find a tree' stage they get a random chance of generating miasma at their tile. Yeah, those purple clouds of FUN.

Toilets must be connected to a dump zone, like the caverns or even magma. Both poop and pee are considered liquids, which leave potash after evaporizing, like how water covers tiles with mud. Said potash can be collected for use in fertilization, saving ash use to soapmaking.

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This is a humorous topic as one might see, if this section is too inadequate for that, I don't mind if it's moved.

Goodbye.