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[Xantalos]

Wait, not sure if should adjust Onol's character sheet to have above +5 or -5 in some stats - he does have superdwarven strength, agility, endurance, etc.

[Slayerhero90]

Wait how was I being an idiot? I'm still working on reading ASOI right now, so I'm sorry if I don't fully understand and end up presenting myself as an asshole/idiot.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Well, general rule of thumb is that Lovecraft's eldritch abominations are unkillable(short of insanely badass old men obsessed with gnomes, at least), so that'd probably be part of it.

[Slayerhero90]

insanely badass old men obsessed with gnomes

Insane: Check.
Badass: Depends.
Old: He's in his nineties, but due to being immortal to age... Check anyways.
Masculine: Check.
Obsessed with gnomes: Ehh... Straw Dummies are close enough.

Therefore, DOT DOT DOT.

[SomeStupidGuy]

insanely badass old men obsessed with gnomes

Insane: Check.
Badass: Depends.
Old: He's in his nineties, but due to being immortal to age... Check anyways.
Masculine: Check.
Obsessed with gnomes: Ehh... Straw Dummies are close enough.

Therefore, DOT DOT DOT.

Meh.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Old Man Henderson would still beat the living crap out of Warper.

[Vorthon]

One does not simply kill the Outer Gods. Not even the Firstborn would be capable of such a feat. And It's more of a force of nature than a proper character. 4 billion years is a long time. Plenty of time to become something... else.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

LIES. YOU HAVE NOT MET THE INTERNET.

[Xantalos]

LIES. YOU HAVE NOT MET THE INTERNET.

Dude if you think the Internet would be a match for an Outer God, then picture this: an Internet that has existed forever, made up of the worst kinds of people that make Anonymous shit their tutus, stuck with each other for all eternity. Now give them total power and make them unkillable.
Nyarlanthotep is at least a billion times worse than that.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The internet would be a match for the outer gods.

They'd end up being addicted to it. Anyway, it's the internet.

How do we know they aren't already?!

[Xantalos]

The internet would be a match for the outer gods.

They'd end up being addicted to it. Anyway, it's the internet.

How do we know they aren't already?!

Who do you think invented the Internet?
Who do you think gave that guy the idea for 4chan?
I forget if it was me or Nyarlanthotep, but either way it was a massive troll.

[Twi]

The internet would be a match for the outer gods.

They'd end up being addicted to it. Anyway, it's the internet.

How do we know they aren't already?!

Who do you think invented the Internet?
Who do you think gave that guy the idea for 4chan?
I forget if it was me or Nyarlanthotep, but either way it was a massive troll.

Nyarly was trolling before there were words to even pitifully attempt to describe his magnificence.

...or something.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I can imagine the trolling duel between Xantalos and Nyarly.

Seeing as Xantalos thinks he can troll as well as Nyarly himself, we know who won.

[Xantalos]

I can imagine the trolling duel between Xantalos and Nyarly.

Seeing as Xantalos thinks he can troll as well as Nyarly himself, we know who won.

I'm not that experienced in cosmic trolling you guys, so Nyar has me there.
On the other hand, UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAH is on my side. And Nationwide.

[Twi]

I can imagine the trolling duel between Xantalos and Nyarly.

Seeing as Xantalos thinks he can troll as well as Nyarly himself, we know who won.

I'm not that experienced in cosmic trolling you guys, so Nyar has me there.
On the other hand, UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAH is on my side. And Nationwide.

15 minutes could save 15,000* years of life, with Geico!
(*statistic pulled out of thin air and the dark eldritch reaches))

Alternatively:" It's so easy, an eldritch abomination can do it.