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[Twi]

Wait, we have precedent for this. Can Magma Demons/Elementals be defeated by dwarves with copper pickaxes?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yes. Yes they can.

Onol wins....until Old!Albrecht walks in and Geasses him.

[Twi]

Wait, they can? I thought that needed cave-ins and stuff.

Although, I suppose Xantalos himself could probably test out how Onol would do... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

[Xantalos]

Wait, they can? I thought that needed cave-ins and stuff.

Although, I suppose Xantalos himself could probably test out how Onol would do... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

I actually brought Onol down to HFS because I was bored and I smashed some demon faces pretty handily.

[Twi]

Ah. In that case, I'm going to reject my own suggestion.   _{(just kidding)}

In all honesty, at that point Phyliss would probably try to ghost the hell away if she was in fact losing. She's at least slightly more intelligent than most demons.

...and more ethereal.

Of course, if she couldn't, well, there's one lava fury gone for good.  Unless she can play the 'you can't kill me, I'm already dead!' card. Which.. Well, if she worked like ghosts in DF, Onol would have to start grubbing, I think. Heh, that would be interesting. But let's assume that doesn't happen.

[Xantalos]

I should really make that character sheet, huh?

Spoiler: Onol Nekolurdim Uzolken Idok (click to show/hide)

Race: Dwarf in body, Eldritch Abomination in spirit
Gender: Male
Age: Uhh... 50-60ish? I dunno how old a young-middle aged dwarf is.
Stats:
S:4
I:-4
D:4
E:4
W:2 (Gimped by patience)
A:-1
L:Remaining stat points
C:-4

Bio:Already written
And his other self
Equipment:
<<<<<<<<<<copper pick>>>>>>>>>>
About 114 items of bone bling
Mismatched armor - cobalt breastplate, iron high boots, red steel gauntlets, steel greaves, a spiked cobalt helm, and various other items, mostly masterwork though the crappiest ones are of. ++quality++.
Tattered socks and masterwork leather clothing
A masterwork elf leather cap
Numerous shields, though the most notable one is a dragonhide shield he made out of the corpse of a dragon

Inventory:
Dragon leather backpack
25 singing spellwood singing arrows

That's about it, though I'm undecided on whether to include all his equipment at first or just start him off with his pick and dragonhide shield and nothing else.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Guys. Help me, I can't stop adjusting Yuri's character sheet.
Also, making sheet for a ridiculously different version of Ariana. She's a slightly cheerful ranger now.
Also no longer from Dark Souls, because that shit is grim. Awesome, but grim...

[Darvi]

Ever wondered how one would call such a setting in an aquatic environment?

Grimshark.

[OREOSOME]

Ever wondered how one would call such a setting in an aquatic environment?

Grimshark.

IN THE GRIMSHARK FUTURE OF THE YEAR SHARKTYTHOUSAND, THERE IS ONLY SHORE...

[Darvi]

Must be Ursa Minor Beta, a planet well known to be covered entirely in coastline, and it's always on Saturday afternoons shortly before all the bars close. Or something like that.

[Twi]

Must be Ursa Minor Beta, a planet well known to be covered entirely in coastline, and it's always on Saturday afternoons shortly before all the bars close. Or something like that.

So in other words, a tropical rainy island paradise hell full of hot chicks drunks?

[Xantalos]

Must be Ursa Minor Beta, a planet well known to be covered entirely in coastline, and it's always on Saturday afternoons shortly before all the bars close. Or something like that.

So in other words, a tropical rainy island paradise hell full of hot chicks drunks?

Perfect.
...now what?

[Twi]

Must be Ursa Minor Beta, a planet well known to be covered entirely in coastline, and it's always on Saturday afternoons shortly before all the bars close. Or something like that.

So in other words, a tropical rainy island paradise hell full of hot chicks drunks?

Perfect.
...now what?

Isn't it obvious?
Eldritch Prostitution. Nothing to spice up island hell like some soft and slimy tentacles.*
_{(*not responsible for any insanity, rage, or property damage that may occur as a result of unprotected exposure to EA's )}

... no, I haven't had any sleep and it's 4 am. Why do you ask?

[Xantalos]

Must be Ursa Minor Beta, a planet well known to be covered entirely in coastline, and it's always on Saturday afternoons shortly before all the bars close. Or something like that.

So in other words, a tropical rainy island paradise hell full of hot chicks drunks?

Perfect.
...now what?

Isn't it obvious?
Eldritch Prostitution. Nothing to spice up island hell like some soft and slimy tentacles.*
_{(*not responsible for any insanity, rage, or property damage that may occur as a result of unprotected exposure to EA's )}

... no, I haven't had any sleep and it's 4 am. Why do you ask?

I'll redirect you to the Hugs and Kisses Elemental; I ain't no cosmic ho.

[Twi]

Must be Ursa Minor Beta, a planet well known to be covered entirely in coastline, and it's always on Saturday afternoons shortly before all the bars close. Or something like that.

So in other words, a tropical rainy island paradise hell full of hot chicks drunks?

Perfect.
...now what?

Isn't it obvious?
Eldritch Prostitution. Nothing to spice up island hell like some soft and slimy tentacles.*
_{(*not responsible for any insanity, rage, or property damage that may occur as a result of unprotected exposure to EA's )}

... no, I haven't had any sleep and it's 4 am. Why do you ask?

I'll redirect you to the Hugs and Kisses Elemental; I ain't no cosmic ho.

I could use a Hugs and Kisses Elemental right now. :<