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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 140872 times)

OREOSOME

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3105 on: October 26, 2012, 07:47:45 pm »
Lucas fires the rifle at the incoming Vanbolds.
"Focus fire on the closest ones, then work your way down! We should hurry, or we'll be stuck in a bottleneck. Don't give them a chance to ready weapons."
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Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3106 on: October 26, 2012, 07:50:44 pm »
She turns her head, and sends a blast of molten metal at a few of the vanbolds.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3107 on: October 26, 2012, 08:07:58 pm »
Saxton swings his arm and it blurs as a brick sails out of it and crushes the skull of the blue vanbold.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3108 on: October 26, 2012, 08:17:06 pm »
The grubs suspiciously burst into flames simultaniously...
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 08:19:21 pm by Taricus »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3109 on: October 26, 2012, 08:18:24 pm »
((What plushies?))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3110 on: October 26, 2012, 08:19:47 pm »
((Do whateverthefuckyouares even have that power?))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3111 on: October 26, 2012, 08:20:02 pm »
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Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3112 on: October 26, 2012, 08:20:58 pm »
"Get up onto the Titan!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3113 on: October 26, 2012, 08:21:47 pm »
((You're assuming that it was any sort of supernatural or extrordinary power that did that. Could've just been a TKed lighter or something XD ))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3114 on: October 26, 2012, 08:22:09 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 26, 2012, 08:19:47 pm
((Do whateverthefuckyouares even have that power?))
((No. And there aren't even any grub plushies.))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3115 on: October 26, 2012, 08:23:32 pm »
Lucas launches several Vanbolds at their comrades, and fires a parting burst as he falls back towards the Titan.
"Let's move people! Go, go , GO!"
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Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
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With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3116 on: October 26, 2012, 08:24:15 pm »
"Ugh. I'm fucking hungry. Come on. We're going to the cafeteria."

Ellie walks to the cafeteria and pulls out some beef-barley soup.
"Fuck yeah."

Shee sets the microwave to three minutes.

"I dunno why, but I have the sudden urge to punch that feminine alien guy."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3117 on: October 26, 2012, 08:28:16 pm »
Iris climbs out of the water, and attempts to get the grubs out of her hair.

"Alright, time to get out. No, you cannot stay in there. Stop it. Let go."

She's having some trouble.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 08:32:25 pm by Jellycat12 »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3118 on: October 26, 2012, 08:36:53 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on October 26, 2012, 08:20:58 pm
"Get up onto the Titan!"
"That seems like the best course of action."
Nathan dashes to the metallic structure.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #3119 on: October 26, 2012, 08:36:58 pm »
"Done! This should be safe for you to eat. If not, more for me."

Ellie divides half of the soup into three very small containers, mostly broth with a few small pieces of beef and some barley, and the rest into a fairly large container.
"Here you go. Hold on."

Ellie remembers about a box she put in her pocket. Opening it reveals access to a gigantic room filled with glowing green slime.
"That takes care of that worry."

Ellie goes to get a spoon for her soup and three huge containers to use as small beds. She returns to find that the teal grub's finished her soup already.
"I'm sorry I can't give you more but I'm too hungry."

Ellie practically devours her soup and brings her new children to her room.
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