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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 141240 times)

Caellath

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2685 on: October 26, 2012, 11:43:24 am »

"Okay. I was gonna say something but I forgot what it was."

Bartholomew tilts his head, a gesture perfectly reproduced by the three cutebolds, who start gibbering happily as he pats their heads afterwards.
"...Do you want to help sand the last two sections and carve the notches to assemble the door?"
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Cassandra

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2686 on: October 26, 2012, 11:44:53 am »

"Not fassssinating... Dissssturbing..."
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Slayerhero90

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2687 on: October 26, 2012, 11:47:54 am »

"I think I can take care of one of them."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2688 on: October 26, 2012, 11:53:23 am »

Iris walks over, her hair now free of seaweed and wearing a blue t-shirt and brown pants.

"Whatcha doing?"
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Slayerhero90

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2689 on: October 26, 2012, 11:56:00 am »

"Working on my door. That giant angry guy, Angrus, I think, tore the original door off. When do you wanna open the boxes?"
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mcclay

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2690 on: October 26, 2012, 11:59:45 am »

As they party approaches the pile of corpses they see that these humans have what appear to be ant like heads. Their bottom half also looks like it could allow something to attach on to it. "WHAT THE FUCK!"
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Jellycat12

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2691 on: October 26, 2012, 12:00:39 pm »

"May as well do it now."

Iris walks over to the pile and starts trying to open one of the boxes. The keyword is trying.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2692 on: October 26, 2012, 12:01:54 pm »

"Can we go, perhapsssss around?"
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2693 on: October 26, 2012, 12:03:04 pm »

"Need some help?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2694 on: October 26, 2012, 12:03:32 pm »

"Do you need a saw?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2695 on: October 26, 2012, 12:06:50 pm »

"No, I think I got it."

Iris pulls the lid off with enough force to send it across the room. Iris looks in the box and takes out...

"A duck. A rubber duck."
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Caellath

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2696 on: October 26, 2012, 12:07:59 pm »

Barth finishes the notches of one of the sections, showing the cutebolds how to do it.
"This won't take much longer..."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

mcclay

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2697 on: October 26, 2012, 12:11:04 pm »

Suddenly one of the bodies rasies its head and screams. The entire pile starts screaming as hands and feet shoot out to try and grab the party. "OH FUCK, OH SHIT!" Gaaaaaaaah! What is this!? OH WHAT THE HELL!
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2698 on: October 26, 2012, 12:12:02 pm »

"What."

Ellie finishes sanding her piece and sets it down.

"Why?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2699 on: October 26, 2012, 12:13:16 pm »

"Sati!"

Richard evoked the Burning Lady into being and she burnt the grasping hands.
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