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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 140498 times)

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2490 on: October 24, 2012, 09:08:39 pm »

((Well, I said army, but let's say the majority of them scattered before Barth could get to them. 15 would be a good leftover number. ))

The cutebolds follow Barth, and settle down when he leaves the backpack with them. They sit in a circle, and start passing food around.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2491 on: October 24, 2012, 09:12:28 pm »

Thomas swivels his neck around with a cracking sound and violently grabs Gerald on the shoulders.
"!1 |7 O   S 3 /- 3   /-) N I >| ) |7 =|   \d |7 O /-   d I \d   V N N O /-)   W,I"
He lets go of one shoulder and jams his fist into Gerald's eyes.
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« Reply #2492 on: October 24, 2012, 09:20:48 pm »

The king's attack being remarkably ineffective, due to the telekinesis applied onto him. The king finds himself airborne, being towed along by Gerald.

"Oh trust me, you're going to ENJOY this."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2493 on: October 24, 2012, 09:21:45 pm »

((I wouldn't say it would be ineffective.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2494 on: October 24, 2012, 09:25:44 pm »

((Eh, most of the remaining ones will probably wander off after a while.))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2495 on: October 24, 2012, 09:26:39 pm »

Iris floats along, and reaches a hill. She puts the giant rubber duck on the shore, and begins gathering smaller ducks.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2496 on: October 24, 2012, 09:28:02 pm »

"Gerald, do you need help?" Bartholomew asks, although he doubts it. The lean magical creature seems pretty able to handle himself in a fight, and the attacks of the hostile monster don't seem very effective... At least he's glad he's back to helping them after a while absent.

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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
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« Reply #2497 on: October 24, 2012, 09:30:22 pm »

"I'm fine. As I said, I've dealt with worse beforehand. This guys is small time compared to some of the folks I had to deal with."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2498 on: October 24, 2012, 09:35:43 pm »

Iris stops what she's doing and sniffs one of her armpits.

"Okay, I really need a bath."

She gets back on the giant rubber duck and heads back to the airship.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2499 on: October 24, 2012, 09:41:23 pm »

A red light shines from his eyes.
"°M O N   3 W   7 7 O \d 1 N O )   1 ,N V )"
He break free of the telekinesis and runs around Gerald back to the comm room.

"!S S V q W |7 (|   '\d 3 1 V 7   |7 O /-   3 3 S   !N \d O q q |7 1 S   O S   3 q   1 ,N O M   H ) 1 I q   N O W 3 (|"
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« Reply #2500 on: October 24, 2012, 09:53:04 pm »

The king is throw back in gerald's direction, as he's yanked back.

"Nope, you're not going anywhere buddy."
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« Reply #2501 on: October 24, 2012, 09:57:00 pm »

"°1 I N W V (|"

He starts to fade out.

"!/- W \d V   N V   H 1 I M   >| ) V q   /-) N I W O )   W ,I"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2502 on: October 24, 2012, 10:01:57 pm »

The Nightgaunt pauses and then speaks slowly, as if trying to rember something from long ago. A long,long time ago, older than even I there lived the goddes Mystra. She was the Goddes of mgic in the world Abeir Toil and controled the Weave of Magic with an even hand. But one day the Mad God Cyric attacked Mystra and killed her, thus releasing great diaster on the world below. At that time I was part of a small order of Nightgaunts, about 1000, that had pledged ourseleves to the Goddess. When Cyric killed her we felt part of her essence go to this universe and we followed. There she split into several parts. The largest one landed here, creating a pool of pure magic under the forest. We built a great city that we could fly and walk about in and named it Van Neilis; the City of Stone Trees. We spent many peacful centuries studying magic and trying to find Mystra's other parts. Eventually the human King Thomas found our city and brokered a deal with us, we would allow him to settle humans here and we would get his protection. After much debate we agreed. Over time the King changed, he was once a kind and wise ruler but shortly before the cities fall we felt something change. He became more paranoid about invaders and attempted to learn the secret of immortality by fusing himself with machienry. The shadow of another god had fallen over him. eventually warriors dressed much like the one here attacked the city, using paths laid bare by the same god, and destroyed the humans. They left shortly after and a pack of machienry obsessed kobolds have taken over our city.That is all I know of our history. The Nightgaunt sits down now, as if exhausted with the effort of telling the histories.
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« Reply #2503 on: October 24, 2012, 10:08:46 pm »

Barth sighs at the scene and walks towards Gerald, stopping near him and nodding.

"Thanks for your help...Do you need help with those?" the medic asks, pointing at the scratches on him. Normally, he would be more direct, but the magical creature seemed proud and probably disliked being touched.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2504 on: October 24, 2012, 10:09:39 pm »

"Those are minor. Really, give me a few hours and they'll heal up."
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