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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 141449 times)

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2475 on: October 24, 2012, 07:58:30 pm »

"Bar! Iris! Anyone else onboard! Please get in here!"

The wretched king staggers towards Ellie, combat knife in hand.
"°3 W   \d V 3 =|   O 1   N \d V 3 7   /- | l7 \d 1   |7 O /-   7 7 I M   1 l7 O   (| 3 M V 7 )   S 3 /- 3   \d l7 O /-   H 1 I M   /-) N I 7 3 I )    3 H 1   W O \d =|   /-) N I /-) N V H   S I   3 S d \d O )   (| 3 7 3 M O q W 3 S I (|   \d |7 O /-   3 ) N O   /- 7 N O"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2476 on: October 24, 2012, 08:02:54 pm »

The door to the comm. room flies open as Gerald deals with the eminent problem, mainly via defenstration. The king goes flying out the nearest window at approximately 40-50 KM/h.

"I SWEAR IF I CATCH YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH THAT HORRIBLY AGAIN, I'M GOING TO CHAIN YOU TO A BLACKBOARD AND MAKE YOU WRITE LINES A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2477 on: October 24, 2012, 08:08:20 pm »

Iris floats gently to the ground and folds up the umbrella. She then runs into the airship, umbrella at the ready, and whacks Gerald over the head with it.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2478 on: October 24, 2012, 08:14:17 pm »

Gerald takes the umbrella back though use of telekinesis, and and just stores it.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2479 on: October 24, 2012, 08:15:31 pm »

At least, he would fly out if he collided with the window. He hits a door across from the room and leaves a dent in it. He gets back up.
"°1 S \d I =|   |7 O /-   /-) N I 1 V 3   W, I"

He runs up to Gerald and drives his fingers into him.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2480 on: October 24, 2012, 08:20:27 pm »

Iris jumps, and runs off with a sound akin to that of a zipper.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2481 on: October 24, 2012, 08:20:40 pm »

Gerald brushes off the skin-deep cuts, then telekinetically starts dragging the king into the hallway.

"Right, I warned you, but you continued to mangle the english language with such barbarity that I had to do this."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2482 on: October 24, 2012, 08:28:11 pm »

The cutebolds cluster around Barth, gibbering happily.

Barth holds some of the cutebolds on his arms and puts the first one on his head, deciding to lead all of them to the deck to get dry and check what is reason they wanted to head towards the airship.
"I think they won't like you walking around there, but you need a safe place until this whole deal of rain is over with. Are you little guys hungry?"
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2483 on: October 24, 2012, 08:30:08 pm »

The cutebolds cluster around Barth, gibbering happily.

Barth holds some of the cutebolds on his arms and puts the first one on his head, deciding to lead all of them to the deck to get dry and wait for the rain to end.
"I think they won't like you walking around there, but you need a safe place until this whole deal of rain is over with. Are you little guys hungry?"
Iris runs past across the surface of the ducks.

"Scary thing alert! SCARY THING ALERT!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2484 on: October 24, 2012, 08:42:38 pm »

"Scary thing alert! SCARY THING ALERT!"

Barth watched as Iris ran past him, raising an eyebrow...Another enemy. He also started to move faster towards the airship to check on the situation there, hoping this time no one would be hurt while he was outside...Although this time he had a very good reason for such.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2485 on: October 24, 2012, 08:50:05 pm »

The cutebolds cower behind Barth as Iris runs by, frightened by her shouting.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2486 on: October 24, 2012, 08:53:19 pm »

Iris jumps up onto a branch, breathing heavily. She notices a giant rubber duck, about the right size for her to ride it, and she jumps onto it. She then happily starts propelling the duck with her legs.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2487 on: October 24, 2012, 08:57:04 pm »

Thomas falls backwards into Gerald, driving his spikes into him.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2488 on: October 24, 2012, 09:00:54 pm »

Gerald continues dragging the king, making note to stand about three metres away after the new injuries, despite how minor they were.

"You brought this on yourself buddy, don't try blaming me, and don't try running either."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2489 on: October 24, 2012, 09:05:18 pm »

The cutebolds cower behind Barth as Iris runs by, frightened by her shouting.

Bartholomew pats the heads of the closest cutebolds and keeps leading them towards the deck, leaving them there with food from his backpack and making gestures to make them stay there for the moment as he checked inside.

The medic then checked inside and saw Gerald dragging a strange man-and-metal creature with his magical powers.

((How many cutebolds? Are they manageable?))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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