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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 141087 times)

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2430 on: October 24, 2012, 04:23:24 pm »
"I'm tired a' just sitting around in enemy territory. I'm going to scout out a little."
With that, Saxton opens the door, and walks into the darkness beyond.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2431 on: October 24, 2012, 04:33:35 pm »
A tiny bright pink elephant walk up to Iris and starts talking in a thick british accent.

"Excuse me, would you happen to to know where the nearest gas station is?"

Iris stares at it.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2432 on: October 24, 2012, 04:35:47 pm »
To answer your question... One of the more scatterminded one of the meatsacks here mistook me for a "Elemental" and then he proceeded to blast of my limbs, aside from my Head, and my "Heartstone" As some of your people call it. This ment i was still alive, but could not move. And then that Idiot had the nerve to use me as a "Crystal Ball" as it were.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2433 on: October 24, 2012, 04:37:32 pm »
((Going to bed.))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2434 on: October 24, 2012, 05:07:22 pm »
With a clanking of chains the box in the middle of the room begins to shake, a horrible, wordless scream echoes from within it sounds kinda lilke LKJFSDILJFOILEJROEWIHAFEARALIJALKJFO;IAHAAAAAAARR Angerus jumps back with a start yelling "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" The Void Lord also seemed semi suprised "IT APPEARS WHATEVERS IN THE BOX HAS AWOKEN
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2435 on: October 24, 2012, 05:08:45 pm »
After eating and sleeping, Ellie wakes up and walks out of the medical room to look out the window into the ducky floodwaters. The ducks stopped falling but the hail's still coming down.
"Who are those things..?"

Ellie gets her electricity pistol and her axe in addition to an umbrella. She walks onto the deck.
"Hey Barth! Wat happened while I was sleeping?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2436 on: October 24, 2012, 05:11:55 pm »
"Well, that's worrying."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2437 on: October 24, 2012, 05:12:31 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 24, 2012, 05:08:45 pm
Ellie gets her electricity pistol and her axe in addition to an umbrella. She walks onto the deck.
"Hey Barth! Wat happened while I was sleeping?"

"Apparently, an attempt of attack by..." Bartholomew holds up the small and obviously cute cutebold up by its armpits. "...These creatures." he finishes.

He seems a bit confused at the whole thing. "Either they are masterfully hiding their true form or they are harmless. They appeared with flotation devices, but no weapons. Also, this one was about to drown after losing his."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2438 on: October 24, 2012, 05:14:54 pm »
Iris suddenly propels herself out of the water at high speeds, and clings to a branch. She notices the flying pool noodle and jumps onto it.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2439 on: October 24, 2012, 05:19:16 pm »
It follows Iris, and after leaping out of the water, lands on a kobold and drags it under.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2440 on: October 24, 2012, 05:27:32 pm »
She squeals, and hides.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2441 on: October 24, 2012, 05:31:24 pm »
The rest of the cutebolds swarm It, bashing at him with the pool noodles.


The cutebold looks frightened by Ellie, whimpering a little.


Brecan looks up from his tome, to see the Lithian.

"I don't see how anyone could mistake you for an elemental. A quasi-elemental, on the other hand, I could see you being mistaken for."

He jumps at the sound.

"Oh my."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2442 on: October 24, 2012, 05:31:50 pm »
ALLLLLLLLLLLKDFALKJFLAKDJFDSLKJFSLMYSTRALAJFDLKFJSDALKJSDLKFJSALDKMYSTRA!" The Void lord looks at the box with what might be a studying glance. I THINK I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TRYING TO SAY, IT IS SPEAKING IN A DILAECT OF DEEP VOID THAT I HAD THOUGHT DEAD
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2443 on: October 24, 2012, 05:34:08 pm »
Quote from: mcclay on October 24, 2012, 05:31:50 pm
ALLLLLLLLLLLKDFALKJFLAKDJFDSLKJFSLMYSTRALAJFDLKFJSDALKJSDLKFJSALDKMYSTRA!" The Void lord looks at the box with what might be a studying glance. I THINK I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TRYING TO SAY, IT IS SPEAKING IN A DILAECT OF DEEP VOID THAT I HAD THOUGHT DEAD
(( Sounds like Its interested in a god from Dnd. ))
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Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
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With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2444 on: October 24, 2012, 05:36:56 pm »
"I think I'm feeling better now. Again, thanks."

Ellie goes back inside to sit in the comm room.
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