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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 141136 times)

Caellath

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2400 on: October 24, 2012, 03:33:04 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 03:31:10 pm
The cutebold that lost its pool noodle begins struggling to stay afloat, failing miserably. The rest of them just keep glaring at Iris.

Bartholomew - who had been watching the scene silently so far - quick strips off part of his looted armor, jumping out of the airship and into the water, quickly swimming towards the cutebold.
I just hope they don't stab me while I'm distracted.

He tries to avoid the larger cluster and grab the drowning cutebold.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2401 on: October 24, 2012, 03:33:19 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 03:27:29 pm
"So many books, so little time!"
"Yeah, that's certainly a problem."
He grabs a book off of one of the less precarious piles and flips through it.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2402 on: October 24, 2012, 03:35:07 pm »
((Uh oh.))

Richard sighed, threw up his hands , and switched to watching cat videos.

The RPers were idiots.

Although he could swear 'Iris' sounded like 'Iria' and 'Angerus' "like 'Angross'....

No, all in his head.

And neither Iris nor Angerus, nor anyone in the group were idiots.

He still didn't see why the situation was so familiar...
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2403 on: October 24, 2012, 03:36:18 pm »
The the cutebolds who still have pool noodles howl in rage, and start chasing Iris.

The one who was drowning clings to Barth, clambering up, trying to get out of the water. It ends up clinging to the back of his head.


Brecan is now sitting on the floor, surrounded by books, currently engrossed in a massive tome.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2404 on: October 24, 2012, 03:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 03:36:18 pm
The the cutebolds who still have pool noodles howl in rage, and start chasing Iris.
Iris laughs, and starts whistling a tune she thinks fits the situation.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2405 on: October 24, 2012, 03:39:58 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 03:36:18 pm
The one who was drowning clings to Barth, clambering up, trying to get out of the water. It ends up clinging to the back of his head.

Barth starts to swim back to the airship with the cutebold on his head. Getting to the airship, he tries to take the 'bold off his head and dry him with a towel to allow the poor little thing some breathing room.

((@Jellycat: Thanks, I hadn't seen the edit.))
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 03:50:32 pm by Caellath »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2406 on: October 24, 2012, 03:40:47 pm »
Quote from: Caellath on October 24, 2012, 03:39:58 pm
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 03:36:18 pm
The one who was drowning clings to Barth, clambering up, trying to get out of the water. It ends up clinging to the back of his head.

Barth starts to swim back to the airship, taking the pool noodle the cutebold left behind after being picked up by Iris. Getting to the airship, he tries to take the 'bold off his head and dry him with a towel to allow the poor little thing some breathing room.
((Iris took the pool noodle.))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2407 on: October 24, 2012, 03:40:53 pm »
Lucas explores the library, then eventually notices something very familiar.
Huh... Whats that Humming noise? It sounds like its coming from this wa-oh... Well, Frak. Um... GUYS? I FOUND SOMETHING. In fact, I'd like to introduce you to someone...
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2408 on: October 24, 2012, 03:42:38 pm »
Richard was reminded of something when he watched the cat videos.
"Did we ever find Iris?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2409 on: October 24, 2012, 03:43:49 pm »
She shrugs, and takes another hungry snap at the Tablet.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2410 on: October 24, 2012, 03:44:10 pm »
((Gonna be AFK for a bit. Gotta go bring in firewood. [sarcasm]Yay for Canadian autumn. [/sarcasm]))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2411 on: October 24, 2012, 03:44:45 pm »
Richard swipes the tablet away.
"You could ask for food...the tablet wouldn't be edible anyway."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2412 on: October 24, 2012, 03:49:22 pm »
"Fun time."

It jumps into the water and starts swiming towards the army of gibbering things. After reaching the outer edge of the swarm, It slips beneath the water.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2413 on: October 24, 2012, 03:51:03 pm »
Quote from: OREOSOME on October 24, 2012, 03:40:53 pm
Huh... Whats that Humming noise? It sounds like its coming from this wa-oh... Well, Frak. Um... GUYS? I FOUND SOMETHING. In fact, I'd like to introduce you to someone...
"What is it? This is going to be something bad, isn't it?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2414 on: October 24, 2012, 03:52:35 pm »
Iris jump onto a large tree, and slips into a hole. She drops several feet and sees another hole that goes into the water.

"What."

She goes through and leaves the noodle in the tree.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 03:57:54 pm by Jellycat12 »
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