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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 140434 times)

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2520 on: October 24, 2012, 11:25:27 pm »

"MY LADY THERE IS QUITE LIETRALLY OTHING THAT YOU CAN DO TO OFFEND ME. ITS LIETRALLY IN THE TERMS OF THE SUMMONER'S CONTRACT"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2521 on: October 24, 2012, 11:26:32 pm »

She smiles ruefully.

"That.. That sssoundssss familiar..."
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2522 on: October 24, 2012, 11:28:55 pm »

THER ARE CERTAIN TERMS, CONDITIONS AND EVENTS THAT ICOULD USE TO NULLFIY THE SUMMONING BUT SINCE I'M BOTH NOT A DUCHEBAG OR A CONTACT-WHOREDEVIL I WON'
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2523 on: October 24, 2012, 11:29:14 pm »

"You know... uh Klak, we never addressed you absorbing half of my cards. Though I suppose it doesn't particularly matter now, seeing as your fellow avatar burnt the rest..."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2524 on: October 24, 2012, 11:31:02 pm »

Brecan starts giggling oddly as he reads through the tome, almost as if something's a bit off.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2525 on: October 24, 2012, 11:32:42 pm »

She doesn't seem to notice. She's seen him grow freaking daisies out of his head, after all.
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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2526 on: October 24, 2012, 11:33:37 pm »

"Klak" turned to face Nathan I DID NOT ABSORB YOUR CARDS, THE LESSER AVATAR THAT LADY ICEFANG USED AS A CATALYST TO SUMMON ME DID. WE ARE TO TOTALLY SEPRATE ENETITES
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2527 on: October 24, 2012, 11:37:07 pm »

"Even so, I demand compensation... I'm not going to win this argument, am I?"

((I'm enjoying making Nathan bitch about his cards, if you're wondering.))
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 11:43:21 pm by SomeStupidGuy »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2528 on: October 24, 2012, 11:41:33 pm »

Brecan begins cackling, shooting off a spritz of water at the ceiling, and everyone suddenly finds themselves standing in an orderly line.

((Wild magic + SAN loss = FUN))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2529 on: October 24, 2012, 11:45:55 pm »

She yelps, and hides again, shivering.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2530 on: October 24, 2012, 11:47:12 pm »

"OH GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK BRECAN?"
Hmmmm...it appears giving him the book was a bad idea...oh well.
WHY AM I STANDING IN A LINE NOW? ALSO TO ANWSER YOU REQUEST FOR COMPENSATION LORD, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A DRYER, RESPECFULLY OF COURSE SIR
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2531 on: October 24, 2012, 11:50:41 pm »

"I had expected as much. Not whatever the hell Brecan just did, of course. I suppose I was a tad unreasonable."
He scowls as he finishes talking.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2532 on: October 24, 2012, 11:58:44 pm »

Brecan starts making a sound that's best described as hybrid between childish giggling and a teapot boiling over. He produces a large bolt of white light, and he appears to flicker in and out of existence for the next five seconds.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2533 on: October 24, 2012, 11:59:01 pm »

I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THE BOOK FROM HIM. The Nightgaunt swoops over and grabs the book out of Brecan's hands.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2534 on: October 25, 2012, 12:02:13 am »

"Huh? What happened? Last thing I remember, I was reading, then everything went weird."
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