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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 138546 times)

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2250 on: October 23, 2012, 06:04:09 pm »
"I'm out. Don't think I can beat that."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2251 on: October 23, 2012, 06:42:31 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 23, 2012, 05:39:00 pm
Meanwhile, the Sleepwalker Patient swings his sledge around the almost cramped room before striking a wall and sending him the other way.

Bartholomew steps back and makes uses of the smaller bulk of his axe to hack at the sledge-wielder's fingers, swinging and skimming the hatchet's blade over the sledgehammer's handle towards the sleepwalker patient's hands.

He had to use the cramped environment to his advantage...No being a hero.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2252 on: October 23, 2012, 06:50:45 pm »
Iris runs her hand against the statue.

"I wonder what made this..."

She feels a sudden burning feeling on her hand, and quickly takes it off the statue. She looks at it and sees a faint image of a lotus on her palm.

"Note to self: Don't run hand over statues."

She then walks away.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2012, 07:39:21 pm by Jellycat12 »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2253 on: October 23, 2012, 06:59:35 pm »
The Abomination, in it's unthinking stubborness, keeps headbutting It back until the Abomination freezes and falls to the ground.
CRACK!
It lets out a demonic scream.
"OOOOUUUUAAUUUGGGGGGGHHH" Slump!

The broken fingers of the Sleepwalker Patient drop the hammer. Having a self-preservation instinct due to not being able to fight, he tries to flee, but Ellie's doing... something to him. The camera, evidently his brain in addition to his eyes and video recorder, flickers one last time before it stops functioning. He falls to the steel floor.
Snap! Bang!
"Error: Unit is disabled! Return to AAHW!"
Clipclipclipclipclip zzsszzzttt Clicliclick... SCREEEEECH Tumblethud

Ellie uses the bed to climb up. With her hand, she holds her head.
"What did I just do...? My head hurts now..."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2254 on: October 23, 2012, 07:01:25 pm »
"SUCK IT FOOL. WHOOO."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2255 on: October 23, 2012, 07:13:58 pm »
With a loud "OH FUCK!" Angerus bursts back into theroom the cargamers are playing in "YOU BEST THAT TABLE ON ITS SIDE CAUSE WE GOT COMPANY!" A blast of magical energy flies over his head as two Magical Avatars walk into the room. They are the blasted apart remains of mages held toghter by the escaping magical source. Ones torse is sperated frrom its feet by fire and the left half of the other is is a pit of darkness.

DING! New entry to the BEASTIARY added!
((I think int the status thread we should have a beastiary section with allthe enemies we've encountred and this description and locations. Also you guys have been playing cards in an area where the air radiates magic, some of you might want to add a magical mutation.))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2256 on: October 23, 2012, 07:20:27 pm »
OH SHI-
Lucas Ducks away just in time to dodge a blast of fire from one of the beings.
Heck yeah! Just like in Training.
He opens fire on the first creature with both the Rifle and his Telekinesis barrage.
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Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2257 on: October 23, 2012, 07:24:14 pm »
The creature with the fire burning in his heart(sic)screams at Lucas and shoots tendrils of pure fire magic at him.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2258 on: October 23, 2012, 07:24:51 pm »
((I'm pretty sure Brecan won't be affected. Except maybe a sort of recharge.))

"Ugh."

Brecan fired off a bolt of crimson lightning, only to be startled by its size.

"I swear I didn't meant to put that much power into that bolt..."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2259 on: October 23, 2012, 07:24:59 pm »
She helpfully hides in Richard's shirt. Because, of course, she'd rather not have anything to do with the horrible, horrible avatars.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2260 on: October 23, 2012, 07:26:22 pm »
The bolt is sucked into The Dark Avatar's void. It opens its mouth and lets out a blast of pure nothing ness at Becan.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2261 on: October 23, 2012, 07:26:38 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 23, 2012, 06:59:35 pm
Ellie uses the bed to climb up. With her hand, she holds her head.
"What did I just do...? My head hurts now..."

"I also have no idea." Bartholomew answers nonchalantly as he picks up a nearby fireman's axe and swings it downwards, embedding the blade deeply into the fallen sleepwalker patient's head before starting to drag both of the corpses outside.

He takes a look outside, musing at the amount of water the heavens bore down on them. "We'd be swimming instead of walking now if the rain hadn't subsided for a while."
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2262 on: October 23, 2012, 07:28:00 pm »
Brecan screams like a little girl, narrowly ducking the bolt. When he stands back up, he gets a puzzled look on his face, before realizing that a fair-size swathe of his hair is now missing.

"Eep."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2263 on: October 23, 2012, 07:28:00 pm »
Godami---
Lucas is knocked straight to the ground, and is on the verge of blacking out.
Huh... Its funny. Heheheh.
After firing a final barrage, Lucas falls unconsious.
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Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2264 on: October 23, 2012, 07:28:28 pm »
Nathan fires off a bolt that just barely misses a magical avatar. He swiftly crouches down to reload his crossbow.
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