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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 138349 times)

Jellycat12

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1725 on: October 21, 2012, 02:41:07 pm »
Iris stops, breathing heavily, and looks around. She is about to continue running when she collapses.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1726 on: October 21, 2012, 02:42:59 pm »

It falls over, writhing as it's 'neck' is cut. It lashes out with two claws to try and feebly repel Ellie and the axe.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1727 on: October 21, 2012, 02:44:24 pm »
One of the claws catches Ellie in the leg.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! OW! AND IN RETURN, I GIVE YOU THIS!"

Ellie smashes its face in with the othe side of the fire axe.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1728 on: October 21, 2012, 02:44:30 pm »
"Dammit. I hate electricity.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1729 on: October 21, 2012, 02:44:37 pm »
*not needed, sorry*
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 03:20:28 pm by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1730 on: October 21, 2012, 02:47:13 pm »

It dissolves fully. Apparently axes aren't good for it's brain.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1731 on: October 21, 2012, 02:48:34 pm »
"Hells yes! We killed the damn thing! Aw- aauughh...
Ellie falls to the ground, shivering.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1732 on: October 21, 2012, 02:49:02 pm »
Barth follows Iris up to the snow part where he drops and sinks heavily, due to his new armor. It is slightly too heavy to run in while carrying a backpack.
"...Not my day."

He stands up and keeps running towards the direction Iris went.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1733 on: October 21, 2012, 02:51:00 pm »
Ellies tries to crawl to the ship.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1734 on: October 21, 2012, 02:53:02 pm »
"I'd give you a hand, but I am currently charged. Don't want to ground through you."
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 02, 2014, 09:40:45 pm
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1735 on: October 21, 2012, 02:55:22 pm »
Ellie falls onto her back, eyes closed, but still breathing.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1736 on: October 21, 2012, 03:01:28 pm »
*see above post*
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 03:20:42 pm by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1737 on: October 21, 2012, 03:01:42 pm »
"Well fuck."

It grabs his blades and shives them into the dirt, causing the lightning to discharge into the ground.

"Hold on."

It lowers its spines and heaves Ellie onto its back, then heads off after Barth.

"Wish I had my damn robe."
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1738 on: October 21, 2012, 03:02:36 pm »
The Pixie had no effect on Ellie's current condition.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1739 on: October 21, 2012, 03:06:51 pm »
*see above post*
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 03:20:53 pm by IamanElfCollaborator »
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