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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 138340 times)

Caellath

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1710 on: October 21, 2012, 02:18:01 pm »

Running after barth It catches up and hands him its robe.

"Uh...Thanks!" Barth says before running off, slightly more burdened thanks to the new armor.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Cassandra

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1711 on: October 21, 2012, 02:18:41 pm »


It would have been preparing another blast of fire when it got face-kicked. It promptly explodes into black gore.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1712 on: October 21, 2012, 02:20:18 pm »

Ellie calls out for the creature!
"COME ON OUT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I NEED A GOOD FIGHT!"
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IamanElfCollaborator

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1713 on: October 21, 2012, 02:20:55 pm »

Zouchouten throws a victorious pose, then vanishes.

Richard feels a burst of energy inside him.

".....whoa that feels awesome."

Zouchouten has levelled up!

Jellycat12

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1714 on: October 21, 2012, 02:23:27 pm »

Iris runs over a hill and sees a small town with mint green buildings. She runs through it, jumping over some turtles.
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Just so you know, I'm a girl.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1715 on: October 21, 2012, 02:23:55 pm »

A rumbling sound would be heard, as the first one bursts from the ground behind Ellie, and attempts to ram her.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1716 on: October 21, 2012, 02:25:40 pm »

"OH HELL NO."

It charges the monster, blades held high.

"LOOK AT ME YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!"
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1717 on: October 21, 2012, 02:33:58 pm »

Ellie jumps out of the ways and tumbles onto the ground. She fires 5 shots of electricity into the creature.
"DIE. NOW."
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Cassandra

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1718 on: October 21, 2012, 02:34:54 pm »

It would lash at It with it's tail as it still tries to ram Ellie!... And glow brighter!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1719 on: October 21, 2012, 02:36:45 pm »

Ellie rolls to the right and puts the axe between the worm(?) and herself.
"shitShitSHIT!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1720 on: October 21, 2012, 02:37:17 pm »

"Nice tail. Mind if I keep it?"

It strikes the creature in the tail severing it!
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Cassandra

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1721 on: October 21, 2012, 02:38:22 pm »


It's tail dissolves as it is severed, and the creature roars in indignant rage, turning to shoot a blast of black lightning at It...
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1722 on: October 21, 2012, 02:40:22 pm »

Richard wanders off and vanishes...
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 03:20:08 pm by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1723 on: October 21, 2012, 02:40:39 pm »

"Ohshit."

The lightining strikes It, and dances about his spines.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1724 on: October 21, 2012, 02:40:55 pm »

Ellie takes the opportunity to drive her axe into the area whatever serves as the neck would be.
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