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[mcclay]

Angerus, with the help of Allen pulled himself out of the socks. He turned around to them and began to kick at the socks, implying things about their collective mothers and fathers. He then turns around to the group and says "I'M ANGEROUS OF THE SOMETHINGTH COMPANY OF THE ANGRY MARINES! WE WERE ABOUT TO FUCK UP SOME FAGGOTASS TAU BUT THEN I ENDED UP HERE! GIVE ME A REASON WHY YOU HERETICAL BAND OF COCKSICELS ARE OUT HERE AND WHY I SHOULDN'T MAKE YOU CONFESS YOUR SINS TO THE GOD EMPRAH?!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"We're not in Warhammer 40k, mate. I loved playing that. I'll tell you something.

You've been teleported to Crazytown. The Tau aren't too much of a problem here.

What you should be worried about is the sockstorms."

[mcclay]

"THE FUCK IS WARHAMMER 40K? ALSO I CAN SEE THAT THERE ARE NOT AN FAGGOTASS TAU AROUND DICKLICKER! IF THERE WERE THEIR FAGGOT ASSES WOULD HAVE BEEN BLOWN TO SEE THER PANYASS "GREATER GOOD!" ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"As I said, Crazytown.

Warhammer 40k. I'd think you'd enjoy that game. Exactly like your world.

Also, pastry? I just realized I had one more in my bag."

[mcclay]

"SURE! WHY THE FUCK NOT!" The Marine holds out a giants, armored hand.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard tossed him a small cinnamon bun.

It looked tiny in his hand, an insect on a plain thirty miles wide and long.

[Jellycat12]

Iris walks around the storm and throws an apple at Angerus.

"Insulting word implying your parents didn't marry!"

[mcclay]

The marine takes off he helmet and pops the cinnamon bun into his mouth. He chews thougtfully for a while before swallowing. He turns back to the Perona User and says "NOT FUCKING BAD, NOTHING LIKE SOME FUCKING PIZZA BUT STILL GOOD!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard sighed audibly.

"Iris, advisably you don't piss this guy off than he already is. He can kill more aliens with his bare hands than you have hairs on your body."

[Jellycat12]

Iris glares at Angerus, then turns around and jumps into a nearby tree.

[The Fool]

"If we aren't going to fight then we should try and find out where we are. From the sounds of it, none of us were from the same place before we got here."
Allan pulled his staff from the ground, leaving a nice two inch hole in its place.

[mcclay]

Angerus gives Iris a look of pure rage an says "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU HERETICAL MUTANT FAGGOT! I'LL RIP YOUR LIMBS FROM YOUR BODY AND USE THEM AS TOLIETPA-HOLY FUCK ARE YOU PART CAT!" He attempts to lift the cat girl up in a hug "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE FUCK!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Sorry about that. I'd say she isn't normally like that, but I don't know her as much as I'd like to."

Richard rubbed the back of his head and sighed.

"Name's Richard Collins. What chapter you part of?"

[Jellycat12]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Put me down you [CENSORED]!"

[Spinal_Taper]

"Crikey... I'm getting out of here. Going to find the one other normal man here."
Steve slaps his palm against his forehead, then goes off in search of Barth.