Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

Who do you find most offensive?

Elves (hypocritical treehuggers)
- 19 (43.2%)
humans
- 2 (4.5%)
goblins
- 1 (2.3%)
kobolds
- 2 (4.5%)
Forgotten beasts (not really a race but whatever)
- 0 (0%)
dwarfs
- 7 (15.9%)
undead
- 5 (11.4%)
titans
- 0 (0%)
demons
- 1 (2.3%)
dragons
- 0 (0%)
other
- 5 (11.4%)
not an option just a post everyone can see but write the name of your "other "in chat
- 2 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 44


Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: Races  (Read 1802 times)

Urist McLaptop

  • Bay Watcher
  • dwarven child care=!!SCIENCE!!
    • View Profile
Races
« on: October 16, 2012, 03:18:36 pm »
I just wanted to see who people hate the most. :D
Logged
Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2012, 03:20:06 pm »
There was not a dwarf choice, so I chose humans.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

IamanElfCollaborator

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident Shipper God and Freyjapiller
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2012, 03:20:16 pm »
Crundles.

If we're talking mod races, either cactuar or shedim.
Logged

Shoruke

  • Bay Watcher
  • There's a Prinny in Fire Emblem, dood!?
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2012, 03:23:24 pm »
Needs to be an undead option.
In my evil-biome fort, the dead are more annoying than anything else ever, including that fun accident involving spilt magma.
Logged
The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

Splint

  • Bay Watcher
  • War is a valid form of diplomacy.
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2012, 03:48:22 pm »
I selected dwarves. And we all know why, because of what they do when under our command.
Logged

Urist McLaptop

  • Bay Watcher
  • dwarven child care=!!SCIENCE!!
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2012, 03:48:39 pm »
I made it better :P
Logged
Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2012, 04:01:34 pm »
Quote from: Splint on October 16, 2012, 03:48:22 pm
I selected dwarves. And we all know why, because of what they do when under our command.

I selected them because kobold.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

TopHat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2012, 04:06:14 pm »
Those Armok-damned flying zombies.
Flying zombies.
Flying Zombies
They actually made me hit 0FPS once. Dear god the reclaims...
Logged
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Urist McLaptop

  • Bay Watcher
  • dwarven child care=!!SCIENCE!!
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2012, 04:07:23 pm »
.... :onever saw flying zombies...
Logged
Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

IamanElfCollaborator

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident Shipper God and Freyjapiller
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2012, 04:21:26 pm »
...they'll rape your FPS and your fortress.

No offense.
Logged

TopHat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2012, 04:22:41 pm »
Quote from: Urist McLaptop on October 16, 2012, 04:07:23 pm
.... :onever saw flying zombies...
Animals retain abilities once zombified. Such as flying (owlmen for example)
Or undead GDS or GCS.
Logged
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Ultimuh

  • Bay Watcher
  • BOOM! Avatar gone! (for now)
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2012, 04:25:25 pm »
Crundles.. just.. DO'NT google it.. Seriously.. crundles.. WTF??
Logged

Urist McLaptop

  • Bay Watcher
  • dwarven child care=!!SCIENCE!!
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2012, 04:26:31 pm »
O.o
Logged
Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Splint

  • Bay Watcher
  • War is a valid form of diplomacy.
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2012, 04:28:01 pm »
Crundles make good training fodder in various forms actually (Anaimal trainers can practice on them, or soldiers can practice on them.)
Logged

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Races
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2012, 04:29:12 pm »
Crundles are satanic beasts spawned from hell that make the manliest of demons quiver in sheer terror.

That is all.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
Pages: [1] 2
« previous next »