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[Volfgarix]

 Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
 I want some wolf meat...

[Mr Space Cat]

Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
 I want some wolf meat...

Mmmmm-mmm! Nothing like a masterwork *Rotted Wolf Meat Roast* after a hard day of mining!

On a related note, can zombies (read: undead) even be butchered?

[GreatWyrmGold]

If they are either unrotted or rotted to the bone, yes.

[crazysheep]

Results from hammerer voting: Donuts 5, MrWillsauce 2. Donuts will be installed as the hammerer for Shotgangs!

Hey, I just noticed I gave birth!  Wow, I must be really unobservant.  Anyway, do you think I could see my stats?

Sure, here you go:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dorf me as
Sprin
Male
Cheif Medical Dwarf
Also train me a bit in wretsling so if anything trys to kill me I have a chance.

Hmmm.. you don't need "a bit of wrestling training"

GreatWyrmHematite has demanded certain items. (What color are demands, typically?)

Hematite Coffer, Bedroom (0/1)
Hematite Coffin, Tomb (0/1)

(No idea what colour demands typically are.. lol)
Hematite Coffin, Tomb (1/1) has been completed.

Spoiler: Tomb (click to show/hide)

GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the appointment of certain nobles.

GreatWyrmHematite as Head Deathroom Designer (0/0)
Anyone as Head Deathroom Builder (0/0)

Head Deathroom Builder will most likely be Ulthed, as he's our most qualified mason. As for Head Deathroom Designer.. get cracking on those designs GWH

Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
 I want some wolf meat...

Shotgangs currently exports clay crafts and dimple dye.
If you want to get undead meat (LW knows that zombie pig bacon is better and tastier than bacon), I'll see what I can do about hunting undead.

[MrWillsauce]

A guy named "donuts" is the central figure of justice in our society. Armok help us.

[Thecard]

Wow.  My dwarf is a lot like me.  Well, except for the vagina.  But other than that, she's pretty much me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Excellent. One crappy tablet drawing coming up!

[OREOSOME]

Ulthed has mandated the constuction of certain goods
Ice Citadel aboveground 0/1
Nethercap coffin, placed in tomb to be flooded with lava 0/1

[GreatWyrmGold]

And what position does Ulthed have to justify his mandate? GreatWyrmHematite is the expedition leader.

[MrWillsauce]

Why should the expedition leader have the power to mandate things anyway? He's just the guy who talks to traders and offers his shoulders for his comrades to cry on. That is of course until he becomes the mayor.

[GreatWyrmGold]

He also leads the expedition until a mayor can be elected.

[NAV]

Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.

[MrWillsauce]

Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.

Fine by me.

Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.

"Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.

[MrWillsauce]

Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.

"Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.

Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.