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Author Topic: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)  (Read 16923 times)

crazysheep

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2012, 07:15:42 pm »

Good morning everybody! Welcome back to Keskalinsél, or Shotgangs in our tongue. It's early spring, and nothing much has been ordered yet - everyone's having their New Year celebrations still.


Wow! So many kills...
What's my dorf's traits and skills?
Here you go. He seems to be.. rather physical-oriented.


Dorf me as your main armorer if possible.
Name: Tomio
Profession: Metal Puncher.
You are 'Tomio' Olonèzum, Metal Puncher. You made a friend recently, and you like shields and war hammers.

Why are there so many miners if you only have one pick? Anyways good job and I honestly expected everyone to be dead by now.

NEW CHALLENGE: No traps, No drawbridge.
I have no clue what I was doing when I allocated skills lol. For now, let's just assume that the founding seven were in a party of seven miners asked to explore the frozen wastes for minerals.

Also, CHALLENGE noted. Question though - will you allow us cage traps and retracting bridges?

Damn!  Guess we know who's getting the pick.
Well, our forge and smelter are up and running, we can make more picks, so plenty of picks to go round :)
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2012, 07:51:33 pm »

Terrifying glacier is terrifying I suppose. Nobody's turned up to join us for New Year celebrations :(


Although we have had a little bundle of joy recently: congratulations to Donuts and her newborn!
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2012, 07:52:33 pm »

Name it Donut Hole. Clearly it's the missing center of the donut. :P
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2012, 09:38:29 pm »

Woo! Requesting a Dorf, I don't car which one, we seem to be running out of un-named ones. Name them Mastahcheese
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2012, 09:46:48 pm »

Uh, I guess I'll take a dwarf if there are any left.  Name him Card.
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2012, 10:09:00 pm »

Name it Donut Hole. Clearly it's the missing center of the donut. :P


Woo! Requesting a Dorf, I don't car which one, we seem to be running out of un-named ones. Name them Mastahcheese
I chose the most appropriate dorf. Namely the only dwarf with any cheesemaking skills in the whole fort.


Uh, I guess I'll take a dwarf if there are any left.  Name him Card.
I chose an impulsive dorf for you. Sadly, it's not a he-dorf.


There are now 3 dwarves left for dorfing.

Volfgarix made a clay statue, which was promptly installed to boost morale. Someone then decided to host a party, involving all the founding seven.
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2012, 11:02:21 pm »

Awesome, I'm a cheese maker!
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2012, 11:10:07 pm »

What was the statue of? can we get a description?
YAY PARTY TIME!!! Do we have cake?

This fort is turning out suprisingly happy.
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2012, 11:31:21 pm »

I also request dorfing as 'Nepeta', Profession 'Reader'
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2012, 12:04:28 am »

Midsummer update time!

Some elves came to our little frozen hole in the wall.

MrWillsauce went to greet them, and managed to snare some edible goodies off them. Lots of common aboveground plants, but no sun berries yet. Not expecting that, and we can't really use that until we get some sunlight poking down into our caves. Or we can just live off the elves.
Trading must have tired MrWillsauce out, as he flopped down on his bed after trading with the elf merchants.


As the elves left, a swarm of undead ice wolves showed up. One of these undead wolves made a beeline for an elf and his donkey.
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The donkey seemed to be doing fine at first.
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Then this happened:
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Luckily for the donkey, this happened near the map edge, so it got to run away quickly. Complete fight log:
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Although we didn't get any more migrants this season, the womenfolk popped out a few more babies! Congrats to mastahcheese and Nepeta/Objective/Vucar!


Awesome, I'm a cheese maker!
Not quite.. you're a planter recruited to be a cheese maker :P

What was the statue of? can we get a description?
YAY PARTY TIME!!! Do we have cake?

This fort is turning out suprisingly happy.
Indeed, this fort seems to be doing fine.. so far. I haven't walled off the caverns, so a lot can go wrong still, especially if FBs come along. Here's the description of the statue:

No cake, but there are biscuits, stew and plenty of booze from aboveground and underground plants :)

I also request dorfing as 'Nepeta', Profession 'Reader'
You are 'Nepeta' Kuletbuzat, previously Vucar Kuletbuzat. You have just given birth to a girl (refer above).
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2012, 12:11:19 am »

Hot damn this fort is actually not failing.
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I am awesome, i has the first kiddo!
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I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
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I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)

Pfft, i aint no metal guy, so go ahead. +1 :3
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I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)

Pfft, i aint no metal guy, so go ahead. +1 :3

I agree. I wanna punch some METAL!
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