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Author Topic: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)  (Read 16943 times)

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2012, 12:38:42 am »

PTWTGTH... Maybe literally.

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2012, 12:50:47 am »

I want to be a woodcutter, Kaspa
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2012, 01:19:43 am »

So I noticed the thread name in the forum main page, and now I'm thoroughly disappointed that what follows the p is not "ants".
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2012, 01:30:28 am »

Autumn update time!

I wasn't sure if we'd be getting a dwarven caravan, so I asked our mason Ulthed Nilthe to handle architecture jobs as well. Considering that I asked him to build this trade depot out of ice, I'd say he's doing well.
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Meanwhile, NAV is busy digging out more exploratory shafts. She finds a warm spot of rock, which I order channeled out to fuel our forges.
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And that's the smelter for GreatWyrmHematite.
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More migrants arrive! What's attracting them to this literal frozen hole in the ground?
A lye maker, a peasant, and a clerk. Darn. And MrWillsauce already has max precision at bookkeeping.
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Slightly later in the season, a trade caravan shows up! I open up the willow front door to invite them in. MrWillsauce is still updating records, so drastic action is called for. I order his chair to be deconstructed...
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Since our challenge was to embark with a pick and a plump helmet, we lack an anvil to kickstart smithing. We have some dimple dye harvested from dimple cups down in these caverns, which come in useful as a bargaining tool with these traders. MrWillsauce manages to convince them to sell us some cave wheat seeds and a steel anvil for 4 bags of dimple dye and a bag of dwarven sugar. They seem pleased with their acquisitions. On their way out, guess who comes to greet them?
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I later discover that a polar bear was mauled by the axedwarves as well.
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Well, we survived one year in a Terrifying biome! It was a bumpy start, but the undead ice wolves left us alone, allowing us to get a tenuous foothold in this environment.

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I want to be a woodcutter, Kaspa
You are 'Kaspa' Kêshshakmelbil, miner turned lone woodcutter in this outpost. You admired a fine bed recently, and you're currently taking a break.

So I noticed the thread name in the forum main page, and now I'm thoroughly disappointed that what follows the p is not "ants".
Awww.. we can try that next time then. Expect about 2 0 dwarves to survive :P
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2012, 02:57:44 am »

Why do all of my community dorfs get into romantic relationships with OTHER community dorfs? 
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2012, 03:02:37 am »

Urist! You have my pant! And my mug! And.. that's all.
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2012, 03:06:31 am »

Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And...

my Vuvuzela!

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2012, 05:06:21 am »

Dorf me! Don't care about my job, as long as my profession is Sprinkle King! :P
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2012, 07:35:06 am »

Dorf me too, please.

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I wanna whack at undead with my pickaxe! (so, could my miner get put in the military too?)
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2012, 08:14:44 am »

Dorf me, please.

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2012, 09:04:40 am »

Quick update for all the dorfing requests before I turn in for the night:
Dorf me! Don't care about my job, as long as my profession is Sprinkle King! :P
Dorfed you as our best grower. Apparently you suffer from the following problem:

This seems to be common in this fort, I'm so sorry. But once we get our trade up and running, and get another farm up for cave wheat production, everyone will have more booze types :)

Dorf me too, please.

Space Cat
Preferably that last miner

I wanna whack at undead with my pickaxe! (so, could my miner get put in the military too?)
Dorf me, please.

Volfgarix
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Military dwarf (live short, but intensively!)
You're both drafted. Here's the copper pick, now go and fight undead :P
I may draft Nix tomorrow or something as he wants to see some action.


Also, here's the reason why Volfgarix is the provisional militia commander:
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Why do all of my community dorfs get into romantic relationships with OTHER community dorfs?
Beats me :P
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2012, 09:16:55 am »

Wow! So many kills...
What's my dorf's traits and skills?
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2012, 10:05:51 am »

Dorf me as your main armorer if possible.
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2012, 01:34:11 pm »

Why are there so many miners if you only have one pick? Anyways good job and I honestly expected everyone to be dead by now.

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2012, 02:34:04 pm »

Damn!  Guess we know who's getting the pick.
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