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Reincarnation program, anyone?

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. -breath- Nope.
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Zombiebrains234

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #840 on: December 27, 2012, 11:39:33 am »

Welcome to the forums, Zombiebrains234!

Thanks!

>Lick floor.

...are you sure that him not having a left arm isnt his ONLY defect?
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #841 on: December 27, 2012, 11:42:25 am »

I really like how none of you flying friends are coming to help me.  You did see me plummeting.
 ::)

I really hope this works out without killing me.  Somehow.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #842 on: December 27, 2012, 11:44:36 am »

I really like how none of you flying friends are coming to help me.  You did see me plummeting.
 ::)

I really hope this works out without killing me.  Somehow.

Actually, there is only one other player who can fly. And he has also had his wing crippled.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #843 on: December 27, 2012, 11:48:06 am »

Oh, right.  That second guy is me, huh.  Guess Grek can't really do much besides light me on fire.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #844 on: December 27, 2012, 11:48:44 am »

I really like how none of you flying friends are coming to help me.  You did see me plummeting.
 ::)

I really hope this works out without killing me.  Somehow.

With my luck I would throw you a rope and end up hanging you...
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #845 on: December 27, 2012, 11:54:09 am »

One one hand... I really want to try that to see if it is possible.
On the other, I know it will happen, somehow.  If you present the GM with a funnier way to die than pancaking, he'll fucking do it, usually.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #846 on: December 27, 2012, 12:00:26 pm »

One one hand... I really want to try that to see if it is possible.
On the other, I know it will happen, somehow.  If you present the GM with a funnier way to die than pancaking, he'll fucking do it, usually.
You are correct.

I'm going to start rolling this turn, now. Should be up in an hour or two.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2012, 12:02:26 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #847 on: December 27, 2012, 01:54:36 pm »

Turn Thirty-Three


Players:

Gragrar
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Finish the goblin! Impale him in the throat!

{1v6} Sauntering up to his newly defeated quarry, Gragrar slips on a loose stone and falls. Inexplicably impaling himself on his own sword. {1} It bursts through his abdomen. That doesn't look good.

Grek
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Let the goblin die.
Investigate where I thought the lines were...

{6} In a low crouch, Grek manages pokes about in the ash where he believed the lines were. In but a few moments they pulsated back into existence, feeling slightly warm to the touch. The lines did not fade away.

John Zombie
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Observe surroundings for some spare rocks. Any thing to block the lava from the gold.
Gets angry. Throws snowpebbles into lava. Carefully oversee fight.

{1} Amazingly, despite a recent sub-surface multi-megaton explosion, there is simply no rock to be found! That, or John is simply a complete idiot. There isn't any snow, either! Probably because of the recent volcanic activity. Lava doesn't mix well with snow.

Ynot
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Headbutt platform and conjure sword out of displaced materia.

{2} This he does verily! And it hurts. A lot.

Sarron Vs. Archer
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Flip over.  Use woman as a cushion.  Try my best not to die.
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Maintain control, guide the bird over to a hill. Brace for impact.

{Sarron:1 Archer:4} In spite of the bird's meager struggles, Archer did not lose her hold or position.

Impact!

Sarron Damage: {6} Rolling out from under the Archer, you land deftly on your feet. unharmed.
Archer Damage: {4+1} Apparently, the Archer is equally skilled, or lucky. Alighting without a scratch.

Klaus
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Wield both daggers and go stab the goblin.

{5v6-3} Stabbity-stabbity-stab. Stabbing prone, crippled, half-dead things is fun! Stabbity-stabbity-stab...

Unknown Human
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Consider how to kill the sprites if need arises.

{4} Unknown remembers they are magical creatures, and realises that so far, the only way they have interacted with the world is through energy.

Hu Man
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Lick floor.

{4} He does! And it was delicious... Wait, that wasn't the floor. It was actually a small loaf of bread remaining from the box that blew up several turns ago. No idea how.

Hex
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Walk toward the combat with my pike in hand.

{5} Arriving in record time, the stone golem is now standing by Grek and Archer.


NPCs:

Goblin
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Be dead.

{N/A} He does die very painfully.

Archer
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See above.

{N/A}

Demigod of Death
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Laugh at the pitiful creature.

{2} It comes out as a sort of hacking wheeze, not a very effective taunt at all.


Spot/Listen Check:

{13} A few clouds of thin smoke are billowing out toward the valley, blowing in from an easterly wind.


Status:

Players:

Spoiler: Grek (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unknown Human (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ynot (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Valentine (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Klaus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gragrar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sarron (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Hex (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: John Zombie (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Hu Man (click to show/hide)


NPC(s):

Spoiler: Goblin (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Archer (click to show/hide)


Flora and Fauna:


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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #848 on: December 27, 2012, 02:10:49 pm »

Oh, right.  That second guy is me, huh.  Guess Grek can't really do much besides light me on fire.
...Do you want me to set you on fire?

Test fire breath on lines to see what happens. Unless Sarron indicates a desire to be burnt.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #849 on: December 27, 2012, 02:29:27 pm »

Sonofa... Punch face.  Punch face hard.  Her face, to be specific. 
Whatever happens, DO NOT SHIVER.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2012, 02:37:43 pm by Thecard »
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #850 on: December 27, 2012, 02:32:36 pm »

loots dead goblin body. Eats its brain. Looks for flowers to pick.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #851 on: December 27, 2012, 03:22:05 pm »

Work out a way of overloading the sprites with nuclear energy, or converting their energy to nuclear energy.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #852 on: December 27, 2012, 03:25:15 pm »

Work out a way of overloading the sprites with nuclear energy, or converting their energy to nuclear energy.

You've damned us all.
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #853 on: December 27, 2012, 04:15:08 pm »

Sonofa... Punch face.  Punch face hard.  Her face, to be specific. 
Whatever happens, DO NOT SHIVER.

Oh, right.  That second guy is me, huh.  Guess Grek can't really do much besides light me on fire.
...Do you want me to set you on fire?

Test fire breath on lines to see what happens. Unless Sarron indicates a desire to be burnt.

I hope you both understand exactly how much I will love the following turn in the unlikely event that Sarron gets a one, correct?
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #854 on: December 27, 2012, 04:27:49 pm »

............ After finishing writhing in pain, try to pull out the massive strut and find something to bandage and cover the wound.
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