Turn Thirty-ThreePlayers:
GragrarFinish the goblin! Impale him in the throat!
{1v6} Sauntering up to his newly defeated quarry, Gragrar slips on a loose stone and falls. Inexplicably impaling himself on his own sword. {1} It bursts through his abdomen. That doesn't look good.
GrekLet the goblin die.
Investigate where I thought the lines were...
{6} In a low crouch, Grek manages pokes about in the ash where he believed the lines were. In but a few moments they pulsated back into existence, feeling slightly warm to the touch. The lines did not fade away.
John ZombieObserve surroundings for some spare rocks. Any thing to block the lava from the gold.
Gets angry. Throws snowpebbles into lava. Carefully oversee fight.
{1} Amazingly, despite a recent sub-surface multi-megaton explosion, there is simply no rock to be found! That, or John is simply a complete idiot. There isn't any snow, either! Probably because of the recent volcanic activity. Lava doesn't mix well with snow.
YnotHeadbutt platform and conjure sword out of displaced materia.
{2} This he does verily! And it hurts. A lot.
Sarron Vs. ArcherFlip over. Use woman as a cushion. Try my best not to die.
Maintain control, guide the bird over to a hill. Brace for impact.
{Sarron:1 Archer:4} In spite of the bird's meager struggles, Archer did not lose her hold or position.
Impact!Sarron Damage: {6} Rolling out from under the Archer, you land deftly on your feet. unharmed.
Archer Damage: {4+1} Apparently, the Archer is equally skilled, or lucky. Alighting without a scratch.
KlausWield both daggers and go stab the goblin.
{5v6-3} Stabbity-stabbity-stab. Stabbing prone, crippled, half-dead things is fun! Stabbity-stabbity-stab...
Unknown HumanConsider how to kill the sprites if need arises.
{4} Unknown remembers they are magical creatures, and realises that so far, the only way they have interacted with the world is through energy.
Hu ManLick floor.
{4} He does! And it was delicious... Wait, that wasn't the floor. It was actually a small loaf of bread remaining from the box that blew up several turns ago. No idea how.
HexWalk toward the combat with my pike in hand.
{5} Arriving in record time, the stone golem is now standing by Grek and Archer.
NPCs:
GoblinBe dead.
{N/A} He does die very painfully.
ArcherSee above.
{N/A}
Demigod of DeathLaugh at the pitiful creature.
{2} It comes out as a sort of hacking wheeze, not a very effective taunt at all.
Spot/Listen Check:
{13} A few clouds of thin smoke are billowing out toward the valley, blowing in from an easterly wind.
Status:
Players:
Half-Dragon
Staring at dirt.
Holding a
*Steel Dirk*in Left Hand, and one potion of Cure Superficial Wounds in Right Hand. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Wounded Wing.
Infection.
Rocket Packs.
Dabbling Weaponsmith. Speaks Common. Fire Breath.
Mighty. Flight. Immunity to Heat.
Klutz.
Basic Understanding of Dwarvish. Rocket-Face.
Human.
Watching the fires.
Wielding a *Bronze Warhammer*. Wearing +Pig Tail Leather Rucksack+ containing one Potion of Cure Superficial Wounds, one Potion of Unknown Poison, a hunk of Bronze with handle, and three slabs of Salted Boar Meat. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Speaks Common.
Eel.
In a pocket dimension, or something.
Empty.
Mild Concussion.
Speaks Lizard and
Basic Dwarvish.
Novice Teslamancer.
Human.
Lying inanimate in the Hut.
Holding a -Steel Warhammer-(+2 bashing damage). Holding a (very) roughly cup-shaped piece of metal filled with ice. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Weakening Cold.
Speaks Martian and Common.
Novice Telepath.
Novice Telekinetic. Thought Bubble.
Human
Sitting on a goblin corpse.
Wielding loaded +Oaken Crossbow+ with 26 Boar Bone Bolts in Right Hand. Holding -Bronze Dagger- in Right Hand. Wielding -Bronze Dagger- in Right Hand. Clothed in torn leather trousers, Warm Fur Boots, Warm Fur Cloak.
Unharmed.
Speaks English.
Novice Sonic attacks. Novice Crossbowman.
Human
Unauthorized Seppuku.
Wielding a
Massive Steel Strut. Wearing
Fabulous clothing.
Impaled.
Internal and External Bleeding.
Organ Damamge.
Speaks Common.
Basic Understanding of Dwarvish. Speaks Elvish.
Skilled Swordsman.
Rebellion.
Griffin-Human
Standing by Hex and Archer.
Wielding
Adamantine Claymore. Wearing torn leather trousers.
Wounded left wing.
Speaks Common.
Mighty.
Competent Two-handed Use. Flight.
Magic Resistance.
Ice Magic Weakness.
Stone Golem
Watching Sarron and Archer.
Wearing torn leather trousers. Holding
Basalt Chisel. Wielding
*Two-handed Basalt Pike*.
Unharmed.
Incapable of Speech.
Resistant.
Resistant to Fire.
Golem. Competent Stoneworker.
Weakness to Ice.
Undead
Tearing up non-existent rocks.
Wearing torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Novice Pyromancy.
Adquate Necromancy.
Wimp.
Human
Licking Wreckage.
Wearing torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Immunity to Extreme Temperatures. Missing left arm.
NPC(s):
Goblin
Dead.
Wielding Bone Dagger. Wearing Light Leather Armor.
Horrific Bleeding. Mild Brain Damage. Half Blind. Ninety-Percent Third-Degree Burns.
N/A
Mexican standoff with Hex and Sarron.
Wielding Crossbow, Enchanted Bolts of Unknown Material.
Unharmed.
Flora and Fauna:
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Two straight ones, Gragrar? That was just sad.