Turn Thirty-TwoPlayers:
SarronPlummet.
{6} Dashing by at near the speed of sound, Sarron does plummet quite perfectly. Managing to accelerate by pumping his remaining wing and streamlining his body. Impact in six seconds.
GrekAttempt fire breath again!
{5v3} Extricating himself from the pit he had fallen into, Grek stalks up behind the goblin. Takes a deep breath, and heartily covers the goblin from head to toe in flames. Pretty color, too.
KlausAim carefully at the goblin and fire at his vital organs.
{2v6} Undettered by previous failures, Klaus prepares himself to fire again. He takes a deep breath... steadies the sights.... OoH A SQUIRREL! Miss.
GragrarShatter the goblin's face. Follow up by smacking him about with the steel strut.
{5} Seeing a chance as the goblin releases his grip on your weapon to try to put out the fires now covered his body, you begin to lay about him with your weapon. Beating the goblin with the flat of your blade, for some reason. The first strike lands smoothly on his hooked nose, breaking it. The second caves in a small part of his skull around the temple. The third crushes the left eye into a bloody mess. Gouts of blood begin to pump forth from each wound and several of his orifices.
Unknown HumanLook for something to use to capture a sprite with.
{3} Gazing about in the wreckage, Unknown searches for a jar. Stereotypes are always effective, right? Apparently not. It seems no matter how hard or long he searches, there are simply no jars in the immediate area.
John ZombieBack away from fighting. Look at surroundings. No gold. Bored
{6} Inexplicably, there is a small gold vein visibly on the surface of the mountain. Behind a curtain of lava. How you saw it considering the lava? Space pirates.
HexExamine the little fires.
{6} Twenty little sprites are encircling the area of combat, while three are moving towards an area just slightly away from it.
NPCs:
GoblinAttackattackattack
{5v5} Having your face turned into hamburger is never a pleasant experience. Goblin spends most of his time screaming, or more accurately, gurgling.
ArcherWrestle my way on top of the bird, use it as a cushion for landing.
{4v2} Continuing her luck, Archer finds herself standing atop the bird, using both wings to stabilize her. This also allows her to 'steer' Sarron somewhat. Still falling.
Spot/Listen Check:
{10} The fire sprites seem to be encircling the newly blood-stained are where most of the fighting is taking place. It is roughly a twenty foot diameter circle. They are not closing in, though they are rotating in place and pulsating. Grek manages to spot a few dim lines of light in the ground, they fade away before he is even fully sure he saw them.
Status:
Players:
Half-Dragon
Staring at dirt.
Holding a
*Steel Dirk*in Left Hand, and one potion of Cure Superficial Wounds in Right Hand. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Wounded Wing.
Infection.
Rocket Packs.
Dabbling Weaponsmith. Speaks Common. Fire Breath.
Mighty. Flight. Immunity to Heat.
Klutz.
Basic Understanding of Dwarvish. Rocket-Face.
Human.
Watching the fires.
Wielding a *Bronze Warhammer*. Wearing +Pig Tail Leather Rucksack+ containing one Potion of Cure Superficial Wounds, one Potion of Unknown Poison, a hunk of Bronze with handle, and three slabs of Salted Boar Meat. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Speaks Common.
Eel.
In a pocket dimension, or something.
Empty.
Unharmed.
Speaks Lizard and
Basic Dwarvish.
Novice Teslamancer.
Human.
Lying inanimate in the Hut.
Holding a -Steel Warhammer-(+2 bashing damage). Holding a (very) roughly cup-shaped piece of metal filled with ice. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Weakening Cold.
Speaks Martian and Common.
Novice Telepath.
Novice Telekinetic. Thought Bubble.
Human
Standing on the surface.
Wielding loaded +Oaken Crossbow+ with 26 Boar Bone Bolts in Right Hand. Holding -Bronze Dagger- in Right Hand. Wielding -Bronze Dagger- in Right Hand. Clothed in torn leather trousers, Warm Fur Boots, Warm Fur Cloak.
Unharmed.
Speaks English.
Novice Sonic attacks. Novice Crossbowman.
Human
Assaulting a goblin.
Wielding a
Massive Steel Strut. Wearing
Fabulous clothing.
Wounded lower body.
Speaks Common.
Basic Understanding of Dwarvish. Speaks Elvish.
Skilled Swordsman.
Rebellion.
Griffin-Human
Falling.
Wielding
Adamantine Claymore. Wearing torn leather trousers.
Wounded left wing.
Speaks Common.
Mighty.
Competent Two-handed Use. Flight.
Magic Resistance.
Ice Magic Weakness.
Stone Golem
Watching the pretty lights.
Wearing torn leather trousers. Holding
Basalt Chisel. Wielding
*Two-handed Basalt Pike*.
Unharmed.
Incapable of Speech.
Resistant.
Resistant to Fire.
Golem. Competent Stoneworker.
Weakness to Ice.
Undead
Gazing at the scenery.
Wearing torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Novice Pyromancy.
Adquate Necromancy.
Wimp.
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Goblin
Writhing on the ground.
Wielding Bone Dagger. Wearing Light Leather Armor.
Horrific Bleeding. Mild Brain Damage. Half Blind.
N/A
Riding Sarron.
Wielding Crossbow, Enchanted Bolts of Unknown Material.
Unharmed.
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-~-~-
Feels good to be back on a decent schedule again.
As for Lazarus. Let's go over the previous fifty-six pages:
I let a sentient giant eel get into a swordfight with a god instead of dying.
I made it rain warhammers.
I made it rain daggers.
I had Keebler elves attack you.
I let a cave-in cause the apocalypse.
So now we have the demonspawn of Zombie Jesus that trapped Zombie Jesus in an inexplicable Sacred Holding Cell called a mine.
I call that a pattern. A very good pattern. Keep the weird OCs rolling in. Come to think of it, I have an idea for the next Act of God.
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