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[Thecard]

Hey guys!

Just gonna say this quickly, but I'm back!  Sorta!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now, for a not-so-quick explanation!
So, I wasn't gone for nearly as long as I thought.  I started taking a medication for anxiety/depression, and I lost all recollection of last week.  Nasty little side effect.  Anyway, turns out I'm probably just ADD.  Guess that explains a lot, huh?  It seriously does, I looked through a couple websites that listed symptoms, and I checked off almost every one.  I'm not entirely sure if I "Have trouble sexually" or not, that's kinda in the future.  But really, anything that could apply to someone my age, does.  Including the aforementioned depression, and also my inability to sleep that has been plaguing me since I was about five.
I just wanted to share this here because I don't really have anyone else to tell, and I mentioned it here.  I didn't want to make a thread or anything, because I'm really just running my... mouth?  Hands?  I dunno.  But I want to say this somewhere, Bay12 is a pretty nice place. 
Also because I want to jump back in here quickly, so Sarron doesn't get mauled by Geoff.  Though I'm alright with him continuing to try and help Ynot..

You don't have to read that, it's just a long-winded explanation of my current events.

And I'm fine with what Sarron is doing now.  He should continue trying to locate and help Ynot.

[Onyxjew944]

Hey guys!

Just gonna say this quickly, but I'm back!  Sorta!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now, for a not-so-quick explanation!
So, I wasn't gone for nearly as long as I thought.  I started taking a medication for anxiety/depression, and I lost all recollection of last week.  Nasty little side effect.  Anyway, turns out I'm probably just ADD.  Guess that explains a lot, huh?  It seriously does, I looked through a couple websites that listed symptoms, and I checked off almost every one.  I'm not entirely sure if I "Have trouble sexually" or not, that's kinda in the future.  But really, anything that could apply to someone my age, does.  Including the aforementioned depression, and also my inability to sleep that has been plaguing me since I was about five.
I just wanted to share this here because I don't really have anyone else to tell, and I mentioned it here.  I didn't want to make a thread or anything, because I'm really just running my... mouth?  Hands?  I dunno.  But I want to say this somewhere, Bay12 is a pretty nice place. 
Also because I want to jump back in here quickly, so Sarron doesn't get mauled by Geoff.  Though I'm alright with him continuing to try and help Ynot..

You don't have to read that, it's just a long-winded explanation of my current events.

And I'm fine with what Sarron is doing now.  He should continue trying to locate and help Ynot.

Good to have you back, man. Hope the meds work out for you. Nothing too important happened while you were gone, but you might want to read last turn. Some new creatures were quasi-introduced.

[Onyxjew944]

Turn Twenty Eight


Players:

Ynot

I, Ynot of Nubantea, as per the Codex Scientia, challenge your avatar to a round of combat.

Sithis looks down at your crumpled form. He nods sagely, and laughs maniacally. "As you wish." {1} You wake to find your wound healed, but you are standing on a floating spire of rock, naked. Free-floating ahead of you is a painfully stereotypical black knight. "STAND!"

Grek

Keep working on fire-breath-rocket-tubing.

{4} You somehow figure out how to maintain the fire and the flight with control. You still need to have your face attached to a pipe.

Sarron

Fly towards the bear! Possibly!

{6} You pick a random direction and travel to it. Success! You find the bear, sadly you were flying at ground level and crash straight into him. Leaving both of your sprawled together in a very unflattering position.

Klaus

Keep digging

{3} You make some progress, you feel the dirt getting softer.

Gragrar

See if I can find a way around. Look for any downed trees I might be able to lift.

{6} You come across an ashen oak tree. It seems mostly intact and when you try to pick it up you find it surprisingly light. You bridge the gap with it, but just as it falls into place parts of it begin crumbling to dust.

Hex

Find a sizable boulder and craft it into a pike

{6} Hex finds a massive rock, easily thrice his size. Unsure of how to proceed, he stands there and thinks about it.


NPCs:

Arken

"What?!"

Surprise!

A shoddily armed and armored goblin jumps on Arken from behind!
A second unidentified creature stands from behind a nearby pile o' rubble and takes aim with his crossbow at Arken!

{1v3} Arken is stabbed repeatedly in the back by the goblin's bone dagger, failing to defend himself he falls to the ground, still being ridden by the goblin.
{5v1} Miraculously the archer misses Arken completely, his bolt burrying itself in the ground near his leg.


Flora and Fauna

Geoff

{6} This polar bear was somehow prepared for an imminent sixty-miles per hour chicken attack. Geoff clambers back to his feet and tries to pin Sarron. {6v2} In a show of untempered beauty and strength, the polar bear traps Sarron beneath his left paw and {1v1} in a show of true clumsiness slips before he can rip your throat out, returning the two of you to the original, and still questionable, position.


Spot/Listen Check:
{1} There be trees.


Status:

Players:

Spoiler: Grek (click to show/hide)

Half-Dragon
Sitting near a pile of wreckage.
Holding a *Steel Dirk*in Left Hand, and one potion of Cure Superficial Wounds in Right Hand. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Wounded Wing. Infection. Rocket Packs.
Dabbling Weaponsmith. Speaks Common. Fire Breath. Mighty. Flight. Immunity to Heat. Klutz. Basic Understanding of Dwarvish. Rocket-Face.

Spoiler: Unknown Human (click to show/hide)

Human.
Running away from a hill of scrap metal.
Wielding a *Bronze Warhammer*. Wearing +Pig Tail Leather Rucksack+ containing one Potion of Cure Superficial Wounds, one Potion of Unknown Poison, a hunk of Bronze with handle, and five slabs of Salted Boar Meat. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Speaks Common.

Spoiler: Ynot (click to show/hide)

Eel.
In a pocket dimension, or something.
Empty.
Unharmed.
Speaks Lizard and Basic Dwarvish.Novice Teslamancer.

Spoiler: Valentine (click to show/hide)

Human.
Lying inanimate in the Hut.
Holding a -Steel Warhammer-(+2 bashing damage). Holding a (very) roughly cup-shaped piece of metal filled with ice. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Weakening Cold.
Speaks Martian and Common. Novice Telepath. Novice Telekinetic. Thought Bubble.

Spoiler: Klaus (click to show/hide)

Human
Standing at the back of Riverside Cave.
Wielding loaded +Oaken Crossbow+ with 28 Boar Bone Bolts in Right Hand. Holding -Bronze Dagger- in Right Hand. Wielding -Bronze Dagger- in Right Hand. Clothed in torn leather trousers, Warm Fur Boots, Warm Fur Cloak.
Hyperthermia.
Speaks English. Novice Sonic attacks.

Spoiler: Gragrar (click to show/hide)

Human
Standing at the edge of a Gorge.
Wielding a Massive Steel Strut. Wearing Fabulous clothing.
Unharmed.
Speaks Common. Basic Understanding of Dwarvish. Speaks Elvish. Skilled Swordsman. Rebellion.

Spoiler: Sarron (click to show/hide)

Griffin-Human
Inexplicably on the receiving end of an abusive relationship.
Wielding Adamantine Claymore. Wearing torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Speaks Common. Mighty. Competent Two-handed Use. Flight. Magic Resistance. Ice Magic Weakness.

Spoiler: Hex (click to show/hide)

Stone Golem
Staring at a massive rock.
Wearing torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Incapable of Speech. Resistant. Resistant to Fire. Golem. Competent Stoneworker. Weakness to Ice.

NPC(s):

Spoiler: Arken (click to show/hide)

Dwarf.
Lying face-down in a growing puddle of his own blood.
Wielding Iron Mace. Holding wooden knife. Clothed fully in leather clothing and one Steel Pauldron on Left Shoulder.
Moderate Burns covering entire face. Deep Gouge in Left Shoulder. Multiple Puncture Wounds. Heavy Bleeding.
Speaks Dwarvish. Blood Loss.

Spoiler: Goblin (click to show/hide)

Goblin
Straddling Arken.
Wielding Bone Dagger. Wearing Light Leather Armor.
Unharmed.

Spoiler: N/A (click to show/hide)

N/A
Standing behind Goblin.
Wielding Crossbow, Unknown Bolts.
Unharmed.

Flora and Fauna:

Spoiler: Geoff (click to show/hide)

Polar Bear
Mounting Sarron.
Eel Throat.
Unharmed. Covered in blood.

-~-~-

[Urist McBeanie]

Sprint across the tree as fast as possible. If I feel it is about to break while I'm running across, jump for the other side of the gorge.

EDIT: And if I fall call out to Sarron as loud as I can, I believe I met him a few turns ago.

[Onyxjew944]

Sprint across the tree as fast as possible. If I feel it is about to break while I'm running across, jump for the other side of the gorge.

Ooh. Risque. That is the kind of action that lives to be rolled. Applause.

[LordSlowpoke]

Deny the knight's wish by starting to float, myself.
Summon inexplicable background music.

You know, I'm kind of pulling out pieces of backstory and planting them whereever possible, since I'm not really inclined to let that fine document go to waste. That's why you had "of Nubantea" slapped in the middle of the last action right out of the blue sky_{and i'm pretty sure Codex Scientia had nothing about dueling gods as a rulebook, but it's already canoni honestly wonder what i rolled a 1 for, enemy difficulty?did i sacrifice my tattered leather philosophical pants in order to land in this dimension or somethingoh man the avatar doesn't even exist since it doesn't have even a spoiler tab, that or the [1] on the spot check this round}

[Tylui]

oops I think I might have gotten Arken in trouble...

Possess the archer; attack the goblin

[Thecard]

Apologize profusely while tearing his throat out with my talons.
And if I do hear my name being called, I will quickly run my altruistic ass over.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Rocket-pipe self towards bear.

I think the seriousness was lost around the time a giant, sentient eel was added to the cast.

[Onyxjew944]

Rocket-pipe self towards bear.

I think the seriousness was lost around the time a giant, sentient eel was added to the cast.

The rocket pipe didn't really help much, but yeah.
Come to think of it, we could probably use more weird. So far almost everything can be explained logically.

Yeah, I need to think of something odd quickly.

[Thecard]

Rocket-pipe self towards bear.

I think the seriousness was lost around the time a giant, sentient eel was added to the cast.

The rocket pipe didn't really help much, but yeah.
Come to think of it, we could probably use more weird. So far almost everything can be explained logically.

Yeah, I need to think of something odd quickly.

Pardon?
I think you dropped something.  Oh yeah, all those warhammers.  And those daggers I seem to remember.

But I think we lost all seriousness when Ynot joined.  Because, y'know, why not be silly?  When one of your players is a giant eel, it's hard to think of this as a D&D campaign.

[LordSlowpoke]

Rocket-pipe self towards bear.

I think the seriousness was lost around the time a giant, sentient eel was added to the cast.

The rocket pipe didn't really help much, but yeah.
Come to think of it, we could probably use more weird. So far almost everything can be explained logically.

Yeah, I need to think of something odd quickly.

Pardon?
I think you dropped something.  Oh yeah, all those warhammers.  And those daggers I seem to remember.

But I think we lost all seriousness when Ynot joined.  Because, y'know, why not be silly?  When one of your players is a giant eel, it's hard to think of this as a D&D campaign.

Don't worry, your seriousness will be restored when Ynot kills the avatar and ascends to godhood. Because that's totally what's going to happen now.

[Fireiy]

Hmm. I'd shout Objection! at the dirt but I don't want to be buried alive. So.
Keep digging!
Also, you forgot to update my character. I'm not standing at the back of the cave and I'm not at 110 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm sure that the dirt is colder than the cave.

[Onyxjew944]

Rocket-pipe self towards bear.

I think the seriousness was lost around the time a giant, sentient eel was added to the cast.

The rocket pipe didn't really help much, but yeah.
Come to think of it, we could probably use more weird. So far almost everything can be explained logically.

Yeah, I need to think of something odd quickly.

Pardon?
I think you dropped something.  Oh yeah, all those warhammers.  And those daggers I seem to remember.

But I think we lost all seriousness when Ynot joined.  Because, y'know, why not be silly?  When one of your players is a giant eel, it's hard to think of this as a D&D campaign.

The daggers were actually more of Ynot's obscene chaos. Still, I feel the need to make this world weirder. No idea why, but since the alpaca-lypse, things just haven't been as odd.

[TopHat]

Try to figure out what could be causing this.
((fire? Check. Nuclear physics? Probably))

You forgot my turn.