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Reincarnation program, anyone?

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. -breath- Nope.
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So long as it *is* a new character.
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Author Topic: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)  (Read 48473 times)

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #315 on: November 03, 2012, 03:43:04 am »

Offer some of the others in the hut some meat, then try to get the potions.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 07:07:12 am by TopHat »
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #316 on: November 03, 2012, 05:51:35 am »

Go back in the cave, put down the crossbow, the bolts, the knife, and the pile of meat I didn't know I was still holding. After that grab the two daggers and examine them.
Oh, and why was there nothing in the spot/listen check for me?

Oh, sorry. I had completely forgotten. I'll add something.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #317 on: November 03, 2012, 06:23:37 am »

Continue with my action. I need the daggers anyway.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #318 on: November 03, 2012, 06:26:14 am »

*****
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 06:29:54 am by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #319 on: November 03, 2012, 07:04:44 am »

There are more lizardmen around. Priority: abandon village without being stabbed to death.

Then embark on a journey to find said lizardmen group.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #320 on: November 03, 2012, 07:07:05 am »

Yay! First questline discovered and embarked upon!

Now to actually write more than just the intro....
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #321 on: November 03, 2012, 08:58:32 am »

Turn Seventeen


Players:

Gragrar
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Pray to the god of dignity for some clothing.

{6} Gragrar kneels down in a small corner of the Hut and prays to the god of dignity for something to cover himself with.

Success!

Joe, the god of dignity and modesty appears before you. Clad in heavily-sequined finery and a four-fout scepter held by his side.

"Oh no, darling. Isn't that just a fashion disaster. This shouldn't take long."

Disapearing in a puff of glitter that makes you cough, Joe has bestowed upon you a gift. You are now fully clad in faaaaaabulooooous garments.

Grek
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Head to the hut, dragging Gragrar along.

{N/A} You walk into the Hut.

Bork
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Continue down the tunnel.

{N/A} See Josh's turn.

Blenk
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Blenk's gon' pray to some god or another, askin' fer a holy blessin' or two.

{4} Blenk calls upon Urzan. God of Craftsmanship. {2} He looks down upon you from his throne sequestered deep within his cavern filled with the tribute he has amassed over the years, he booms out a demand for recompense. Blenk is possessed of an uncontrollable urge to build. He begins gathering materials in a frenzy.

Valentine
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Thought bubble on over to the tunnel village. Examine the mind of the voice from the window.

{N/A} You float at the insane speeds only though and light can achieve over to the house near Ynot. {1} You fail to tap into the mind of whoever said it, you don't even realize who did. In fact, you tip the person off and they, not being familiar with telepathy, start running and screaming about the lizard mage.

Sarron
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Huddle close to my fire looking around.
"Sure would be nice if I had some lamb or maybe someone to talk to, or maybe someone to cook on my fire, but I would prefer lamb over a person."

{4} You slide closer to your fire, it dispells any feeling of cold from your bones. It is a soothing event.

Klaus
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Go back in the cave, put down the crossbow, the bolts, the knife, and the pile of meat I didn't know I was still holding. After that grab the two daggers and examine them.

{N/A} You drop off your gear and walk out to collect the daggers. You pick them up and look closely at them and try to discern anything you can about them {3} they seeem to ordinary bronze daggers. Decently made.

Josh
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Chase Bork down the hole, grab him by his leg and rip it off as soon as I get close

{4v2} You lunge after Bork and manage to get hold of his left leg. {3+1} You begin wrenching on it in an attempt to tear it off, you hear the popping and squelching of sinew, tendons, and muscle rending under the force.

Unknown Human
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Offer some of the others in the hit some meat, then try to get the potions.

{N/A} You put some of the meat on the floor of the Hut and make some gestures showing the others you are willing to share. {6} You run back into the cellar and gather the remaining potions.*

Ynot
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There are more lizardmen around. Priority: abandon village without being stabbed to death.

Then embark on a journey to find said lizardmen group.

{N/A} You slither away, the peasants, seeing no reason to continue the threatening, do not follow. {5} You see some tracks that, while old, could be identified as those of a lizardman. You start following them back into the Tundra.


NPCs:

Arken
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Stand and introduce myself to the dragon that saved my life. Then ask the motley group sitting in this abandoned hut what exactly they are doing here.

{N/A} Arken does all of these things.


Spot/Listen Check:
{4} The group in the Hut identifies Arken's weapon as an +Iron Mace+. Klaus hears some low grunts coming from the foliage, he properly identifies the unknown creature as some wild animal.



Status:

Players:

Spoiler: Blenk (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Grek (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Josh (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unknown Human (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ynot (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Valentine (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bork (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Klaus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gragrar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sarron (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Arken (click to show/hide)

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Bay12? Bay12. Blenk, you will probably be on A.I. 3 for the next few turns. As for the skill you will soon be legendary in and having an artifact of? Well, die roll time.

Oh, and for the record, these were the divine beings you chose from:

[1] God of Death. Morthal. Female.

[2] God of Malice. Einar. Male. 

[3] God of Alcohol. Durkon. Male.

[4] God of Craftsmanship. Urzan. Male.

[5] God of Wealth. Pendipity. Female.

[6] God of Wishes. Clavicus Vile. Male.


*: No negative. The only one that comes to mind is more poison being let out and that would probably start killing everyone in the Hut. And I would rather avoid more death by cold scenarios.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2012, 01:55:42 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #322 on: November 03, 2012, 09:35:03 am »

ONWARDS!

And yeah, let's train teslamancy harder. Grab a cloud with a lot of charge and throw it at the village.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #323 on: November 03, 2012, 09:45:12 am »

Goddammit! Stab josh in the fucking face with both George and Martha!
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #324 on: November 03, 2012, 09:47:31 am »

Blenk's on AI then? What do I do...? Nothing?
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 10:16:25 am by Caerwyn »
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #325 on: November 03, 2012, 09:54:11 am »

Leave the hut and explore the surrounding area.
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #326 on: November 03, 2012, 10:05:46 am »

Smash my hammer into his back and stab him with my sword, work the blade around inside him to destroy organs.

(( Hello organ damage :). ))
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 01:06:55 pm by mesor »
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #327 on: November 03, 2012, 10:07:08 am »

Re-enter cave, hoping that the wild animal doesn't follow. Pray for the god of Order and Justice.

Any reason why you two are intent on ripping each others throats out?
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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #328 on: November 03, 2012, 10:30:16 am »

Blenk's on AI then? What do I do...? Nothing?

Don't worry. You'll probably be done making the Ebony Dildo menacing with spikes of Gaudy Sequin within the next turn. Or two, max.

Or maybe a sacrificial dagger. That works too.....

Hmm.... I just realized. Maybe Blenk's magical abilities might work their way into his artifact via an enchantment....

As for the Josh/Bork murder obsession? I'm just incredibly glad it has almost ended. In blood, loot, and explosions no less!
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 10:36:03 am by Onyxjew944 »
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I shall be ready! My head is full of disturbing but useful information. And all it cost me was my peace of mind and sanity. A bargain!
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

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Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« Reply #329 on: November 03, 2012, 10:46:28 am »

(( Yup, next turn I'll finish up with the human steal his stuff then eat him. ))
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