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Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. -breath- Nope.

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There aren't any wait-listers.....

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So long as it *is* a new character.

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Special Snowflake.

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[TopHat]

and some pushing shoving idiots are now in pain

I knew it!

[LordSlowpoke]

I honestly wonder how good I will fare in a "serious" RTD.

IN:

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Name: Ynot

Race: Giant eel

It's a giant eel. How do eels even work? Nobody knows. It's like a crocodile.

It seems greener, and smaller, than normal.

SLITHER SLITHERLY

[Onyxjew944]

Alright, I have some questions. Does Ynot actually need water to breathe? Does Ynot have arms?

Edit: Integration complete. Welcome to the wildly dysfunctional team, Ynot.

Edit Edit: I'm just going to assume no on air-drowning and yes on arms. Mainly because of the crocodile tidbit.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Giant eel, not eelman.

[Greenstarfanatic]

No racial abilities here, just incredible cooking abilities from his occupation.
Pick the box up and toss it off the edge.

[Onyxjew944]

Turn Two

Blenk

Blenk will grab the closest human and toss him towards the box.

{1} Blenk attempts to grab Unknown Human and throw him toward the box, but stumbles and falls on his face. His nose breaks.

Grek

I will grab Blenk, toss him near the edge, and open the box.

{2} You manage to grab Blenk, but just as he falls. You fall with him. You cushion your fall with your left arm. Your armored scales absorb the blow. The fat is bruised.

Josh

Walk up to the box and open it.

{1} You attempt to walk toward the box, but the tumble of the half-dragon and the half-ogre trips you up. You fall on your face and knees. Both are bruised.

Unknown Human (Please name him by next turn, if not. His name is Shirley.)

Stand and step away from the box. Avoid those pushing and shoving idiots.

{2} You try to stand, but your foot slips. You are unharmed.

Ynot

SLITHER SLITHERLY

{3}  Ynot slithers. To where? No one will ever know.

Bork

Pick the box up and toss it off the edge.

{1} You walk over to the box and pick it up. Before you manage to throw it off the platform your hand slips and the heavy metal box crushes your foot. Three toes are broken. (-1 to movement rolls)


Status:

Blenk
Fallen.
Cold. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Broken nose. Bleeding. Pain.
No powers.

Grek
Fallen.
Cold. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Lightly bruised fat on the left fore arm.
Fire Breath. Mighty (+1 to strength rolls). Flight. Immunity to heat. Klutz (-1 to agility rolls).

Josh
Fallen.
Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Bruised face and knees. Pain.
Mighty. Agile (+1 to agility rolls). Massive(increased size). Low I.Q. (-1 to all intelligence rolls)

Unknown Human
Sitting.
Cold. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
No powers.

Ynot
Lying prone.
Cold. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
No powers.

Bork
Standing.
Cold. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Three broken toes (-1 to movement rolls). Pain.
Cook III. Can craft reasonably palatable food at any source of heat and out of anything edible.

Spot/Listen Check:
{5} You notice two parallel curved metal bars on the northwest edge of the platform. You surmise this is a ladder. You also notice a hut on the edge of a bluff down below you. There is thunder in the distance. A storm will soon be upon you.

-~-~-

Not all racial abilities made it in. The descriptions of those abilities are not going to be repeated every post, so if I forget one in a roll. Remind me and I will fix it. Those of you who are not resistant to cold will start suffering from it next turn. You are on a mountaintop after all. Can you believe the luck on that? Imagine the destruction if everyone were trying something magical at the time.

[mesor]

Climb down the ladder and get away before somebody falls on me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wow, we're pathetic.))

Grab box.
Open it.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Push box off ledge onto Josh. Follow down the ladder.

[Caerwyn]

Well, I guess fire is kinda bad for a troll, but Blenk's no Frost Troll, so...

Blenk will start a fire expertly with his trollish shaman magic. Wait, you didn't know he was a wizzurd? I must have forgot the hat. Hm.

Hey, what the heck, dragon? I said HUMAN, not DRAGON. I was going to toss a squishy meat-sack. Jeez.

OH, and I didn't see the part of the post about racial abilities.

Trolls

Weakness to Fire (Fire magic/weapons/burning logs tend to turn trolls into pyres, so Blenk has a natural -1 to fire.)
Ravaging Claws (Long, sharp and deadly, Trolls generally use their claws to rip their prey into shreds. Retractable.)

[mesor]

(( Trolls have claws? ))

[Caerwyn]

(( Trolls have claws? ))

I know, right!? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED? Holy shit! It's so incredible and wonderful! Jeebleebazazdunudungagrigus!

Of course trolls have claws. They're six foot tall, thin swampy-green colored humanoids with a weakness to fire, and a ferocious appetite for raw flesh. Combine that with a kick ass dwarf, and you have...Uh...Something. I don't even know what it'd look like. Good gods, don't make me think of that.

[mesor]

(( Hah it's just every movie or game I've played trolls had hands not claws. ))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Never played D&D, have you?

[mesor]

(( Not for about 10 years. ))