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[Broseph Stalin]

Am I the only one wondering WHY he's trying to troll someone's raws and how he plans to get away with it?

Yes.

[darkgloomie]

Am I the only one wondering WHY he's trying to troll someone's raws and how he plans to get away with it?

Apparently, you forgot on which forum you're currently posting.

Please check again then I'll be hearing from you.

[Mageziya]

Literally troll the files.

Make trees at embark turn into trolls. (And any trees that grow turn into them.)

Make every 50th stone dropped turn into a troll.

Make trolls invincible.

And so on.

[darkgloomie]

Literally troll the files.

Make trees at embark turn into trolls. (And any trees that grow turn into them.)

Make every 50th stone dropped turn into a troll.

Make trolls invincible.

And so on.

or, the elf-contamination syndrome that Loud Whispers mentioned, only instead of elves, it's trolls.

Then OP can litterally say "Your dwarves... were trolled!"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Loud Whispers]

Am I the only one wondering WHY he's trying to troll someone's raws and how he plans to get away with it?

We are here to provide the tools for him to use, how he uses it is up to him.

[lordcooper]

The best trolls are subtle, use only one for best results.

Remove iron and/or flux.  If they're anything like me they'll waste weeks generating worlds.
Make dwarves give birth to absolutely massive litters.
Remove a gender.
Create a race of exotic goblin mounts to add the chance of goblins turning up riding other goblins.
Edit the language files so that they generate specific insults.

[Wannazzaki]

The best trolls are subtle, use only one for best results.

Remove iron and/or flux.  If they're anything like me they'll waste weeks generating worlds.
Make dwarves give birth to absolutely massive litters.
Remove a gender.
Create a race of exotic goblin mounts to add the chance of goblins turning up riding other goblins.
Edit the language files so that they generate specific insults.

Goblins riding goblins riding goblins. Actually i had statted up a TT orks unit called the Grot-tower. It's a tower of grots. It's smaller cousin is the grotstick. Grots tied to a stick weilding grotes. Tied to sticks. Goblinception.

[Loud Whispers]

You know the dormant dwarf blood pandemic I was talking about? Add [OPPOSED_TO_LIFE] upon infection, and it's 28 weeks later. As long as no Dwarves are ever injured, it'll forever be dormant. The moment a Dwarf so much as bleeds on itself, instant endemic.

[Broseph Stalin]

I suddenly envision an adorable creature that when injured transforms into a hate-monster.

[Wannazzaki]

Fluffy Wamblers transform into Fluffy Murderous. Or Murderous Wamblers. Or Squigs.

[Eoganachta]

Add the [PET] tag to dwarves. He'll feel dirty when his mayor takes his dwarf out for walks. 

[Wannazzaki]

Add the [PET] tag to dwarves. He'll feel dirty when his mayor takes his dwarf out for walks. 

Urist McPeasant! Wash my gimp!

[Callista]

Catsplosions everywhere. Optionally the thermonuclear sort.

[Muz]

Literally troll the files.

Make trees at embark turn into trolls. (And any trees that grow turn into them.)

Make every 50th stone dropped turn into a troll.

Make trolls invincible.

And so on.

Mod dwarven children into trolls. Don't know if you can specifically choose newborn babies, but having trolls come out of the dwarves would be a fun shock.

[Xob Ludosmbax]

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/v0.31:Cheating

Only do it in reverse...

Near instant skill rust, very slow dwarves, very slow skill gain, etc...