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miauw62

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What should i write about?
« on: October 11, 2012, 11:09:09 am »

So i have to write a little fiction story for a contest.
It has to be fiction, and it has to be about food. I have no idea what i should write about.


So, what should i write about?
(Oh, and i promise that i'll upload the finished version. It will be in dutch tough.)
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 11:11:04 am »

ZOMBIES


BRAAAAAAIIIIIINS
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 11:59:50 am »

ZOMBIES


BRAAAAAAIIIIIINS

This seems like a solid idea.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 12:06:42 pm »

The story of the little french-fry that could clog up your arteries.  He travels through your digestive tract and gets absorbed by your small intestine; making his way through the bloodstream and lodging himself in your aorta.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2012, 12:13:57 pm »

I'll ask my teacher if i can write about zombies and brains. A solid idea indeed.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2012, 12:27:21 pm »

The story of the dwarf trapped at the bottom of a pit who has eaten nothing but the plump helmets growing on the cavern walls for his entire life.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2012, 12:59:24 pm »

Anthropomorphic fruit which rebel against society at large.
 
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2012, 01:02:19 pm »

unite it all.
War of the Zombie Tomato vegetables out for brains uniting with the Zombie Frying potatoes of doom to kill humanity.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2012, 01:12:50 pm »

Something about a mad scientist recreating any kind of food with high fructose corn syrup, and the dreadful unintended consequences of his miraculous discovery.

Or the zombies. I really like the zombies idea.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2012, 01:14:51 pm »

Whales
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2012, 01:21:50 pm »

Idea! I could write about the strategic maple syrup reserve being stolen.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2012, 01:23:22 pm »

You've gone too far >:(
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2012, 02:52:32 pm »

There's no way back now. Write it. Write about that magnificent heist damn you.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2012, 02:57:21 pm »

I, being half-canadian, and a vermonter, MANDATE a story related to a maple syrup theft.
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Re: What should i write about?
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2012, 06:07:54 pm »

BUT IT'S TOO SOOOON

Those poor, poor syrup farmers(that's a thing, right), left toothless and destitute on their front porches, tearily shaking their heads and sighing over the one that got away. Think of them. Think of the MEMORIES.

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