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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13264 times)

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #285 on: October 20, 2012, 12:24:07 pm »

You accidentally fall through the walls of prickly plants and faceplant into the ditches of nasty plants. You are transformed into a mutated abomination of a human, and ferociously attack IamanElfCollaborator.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #286 on: October 20, 2012, 12:26:23 pm »

I impale him on a boar spear, killing him.

I raise my clone of him and quickly retrain him.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #287 on: October 20, 2012, 12:32:39 pm »

I respawn, and throw a dagger at your face.

You 50 points of brain functionality.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #288 on: October 20, 2012, 12:33:21 pm »

The above post wasn't clear, so I gain 50 points in brain functionality.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #289 on: October 20, 2012, 12:35:27 pm »

Oops. Your new 50 points of brain functionality decide to cast you off a cliff.

You slam into the pointy rocks 1 mile below.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #290 on: October 20, 2012, 12:36:08 pm »

I survive due to my high Dexterity and Agility score.

I hunt you down and rip your spine out.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #291 on: October 20, 2012, 12:37:59 pm »

After ripping my spine out, you drown in a pool of my own blood. I, however, put my spine back and shoot you with a pistol. In the face.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #292 on: October 20, 2012, 12:38:36 pm »

I die for the umpteenth time and ragequit.

I go to my real life couch and sit and watch EastEnders.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IV: Battle of Tea
« Reply #293 on: October 20, 2012, 12:39:48 pm »

I, holding in my mangled, bloody spine, go back to the hill and plant my flag.

My hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #294 on: October 20, 2012, 02:06:23 pm »

my clone kills you, burns you to ashes, destroys the ashes and destroys every mention of you in all places in all times. i clone iamanelfcalaborator to be my boss. and raise a army of fitchers, both spawnified and not to be my army. if you dont know who fitcher is them look up spearbreakers. also, i hire Mr Frog to arm the army of fitchers. your screwed and i have my tea still.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #295 on: October 20, 2012, 06:02:22 pm »

I descend from the heavens after my long time of absence and vaporize everything and everyone on and around the hill with my godly radiance, before reclaiming my rightful place on top of it.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #296 on: October 20, 2012, 06:13:53 pm »

whereapon durans fall on your head. stepping over your holey body i replant the plantation.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #297 on: October 20, 2012, 06:33:32 pm »

Thanks to DIVINE RESURRECTION, I return from the dead fully healed of all my wounds, and proceed to stuff durans down your throat until you die.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #298 on: October 20, 2012, 06:35:34 pm »

I cut off your connection to the divine, then use Backbiter to sunder your divine and mortal soul.

I behead you and you stay dead.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #299 on: October 20, 2012, 06:40:06 pm »

i ate the durans, and am thus full of good food. although when i burp people die for somereason..
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