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[hops]

I decided to go back in time and protected the hill alliance for 5 more seconds.
This made your timeline branch off and is thus invalid.

My part of hill again.

[Ultimuh]

Ultimuh, Forumite has risen!

I haunt you and strike with my ghostly fist in head head.
It latches firmly onto the brain.
It's super effective!

My haunted hill!

[Aseaheru]

i send marven the robot to talk to your ghosts. they go insane.

my haunted-by-crazy-ghosts-and-a-depressed-robot hill!

[Just Some Guy]

I embark on the hill with seven dwarves and strip mine everything.

Then build a hill-like structure out of soap.

I'm the overseer of the Dwarven City Soaphill

[Aseaheru]

(can i go agean?)

[King DZA]

I get back from several facial reconstructive operations and yell at you all for hill jumping again. I then proceed to confiscate all existing hills and place them in a high-security vault that I personally guard.

[Parsely]

(can i go agean?)

Yeah.

[LordSlowpoke]

I walk onto the plain the hill formerly resided on and cobble up a small pile of dirt, then sit on it.

"My hill."

[Aseaheru]

i introduce you to marven the robot. you go crazy and i chain you to the hill. my hill.

[Ultimuh]

I possess marven the robot.
It goes ax crazy on everything!

My crazed-robot haunted hill!

[Montopolis]

The AI that controls my orbital colony is thoroughly confused by the failure to detonate terraformed hill, but decides against applying logic. Using a FTL engine, it brings the colony above the new mound hill, and drops a wide variety of sharp gardening tools in the general vicinity. Crushed robot and mutilated corpses beside, a exact clone of my son's nephew materializes on the hill.

My hill.

[Aseaheru]

marven is still alive and talks to the AI. the AI commits suicide. noones hill.

[tomio175]

I EMP Marvin.
My hill now.

[Aseaheru]

marven reboots and talks to you. its terribly depressing. you run. noones hill

[Montopolis]

After my AI committed suicide, the backup less advanced AI system went online. The colony is safe, but Marvin is not. Using a death ray, the colony harnesses the power of math to incinerate Marvin into oblivion. The very confused clone of my son's nephew is still alive, and claims the hill for me.

My hill.