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[King DZA]

I board the ship with a flashlight. Your shadows are useless.

My ship hill.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I shoot your flashlight out and eat your heart.

My ship hill.

[King DZA]

I tear out your heart and use it as a replacement for my own, then turn the ship's lights on.

My heart AND my ship hill.

[NRDL]

I use a TF2 soldier as my bodyguard, who shoots down ship hill.  I claim new hill.

Da hill is myne!

[Yoink]

I march up and plant a flag atop the smoking wreckage. It is far taller than your new hill.
My smoking wreckage of hill!

[hops]

I set SCP-8335 on you.
You is bees.
Hill is bees.

[Okay this is a retarded in-joke but whatever]

[King DZA]

I emerge from the smoking, bee-covered wreckage, and tell everyone else to stay off of the hill in a very stern tone of voice. With the sheer amount of authority and assertiveness contained in my words, you all have no choice but to comply.

[kingfisher1112]

I call down exterminatus on the planet, and make a new hill on a different planet.
My hill.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I call down Meteor on your hill.

My smoking meteor impact site.

[NRDL]

I order a happy meal delivered to you.  As you eat it, I sneak up behind you and bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat. 

My smoking crater. 

[kingfisher1112]

I kick you in the nuts.
My crater.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I shoot you in the head with an explosive bullet, order the crater bombed with napalm, then sprayed with acid, and then finally cast a combination of all Ma-Dyne spells and Megidolaon spells on the crater to reduce the remains even further, before getting the remains into a golf ball and I send it flying into the next county.

My crater.

[10ebbor10]

Seeing as a crater is no descent hill, I get a couple of lucrative contracts to fill the crater with Absolutely not harmless^R Radioactive material.

I line the top with lead. My leaded radioactive hill.

PS: Sorry that the dumping crew didn't see you sitting on the bottom.


((Btw, people, this gets more fun if you are original, don't blow the hill up every five minutes, and try to get a story beween different posts.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I retaliate by sending Chaos Marines into the hill.

They capture it for the glory of doppelgangers everywhere.

My hill.

[Child of Armok]

Being Chaos marines, they are so chaotic that they don't know what the right hill is, 'cause, come on, all these hils getting destroyed, and new ones being build, it's kind of confusing.
So the hill is empty and i walk up it put my flag down and weld it to the shiphill.