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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13006 times)

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2012, 04:14:40 pm »
You chase after Rusty Shakleford, leaving the hill unoccupied and in my possession!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2012, 05:41:22 pm »
I send two cats to live on your hill.

One year later you are drowned in cats.

My cathill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2012, 06:42:54 pm »
I set them on fire and laugh

My smoldering cat corpse hill!
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At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2012, 06:45:25 pm »
I learn the secret of life and death and reanimate the hill.
You are torn to pieces in seconds.
My undeadcathill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2012, 07:27:15 pm »
I emerge from the ruins of previous hills and deliver a series of sharp insults to each of the individuals fighting for the current hill, causing them all to walk away in shame as I take the undeadcathill for myself.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #50 on: October 12, 2012, 01:02:55 am »
I summon Thanatos and bombard you with a barrage of Mudo skills until you die.

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2012, 01:06:31 am »
I unleash HFS underneath you, then build a slade castle on top of the hill.

Mein hill. 
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2012, 01:16:08 am »
I unleash Nyx upon you, and she inflicts you and your army with removal of your minds and souls.

You and your army wander around, moaning and shambling until you die.

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2012, 01:50:54 am »
I claim you. Your possessions are mine.

My IamanElfCollaborator!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2012, 01:52:54 am »
I rip your genitals and guts out for thinking you can claim me.
Then I summon True Assasin to rip your heart out and crush it, killing you.

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2012, 01:56:13 am »
I send anti-summoners on you.
You attempt to summon Cthulhu but summon my undead subspace alien god self instead.
My past self devour your mind.

My hill!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #56 on: October 12, 2012, 02:00:41 am »
Suddenly, one of your anti-summoners backstabs all of the others, you, and the past self.

It unmasks itself to reveal me. A doppelgänger.

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2012, 02:07:13 am »
A single depleted uranium shell rips through the atmosphere and slams into the hill, pulverising everything on and around it for kilometres. My salvage teams make landfall and recover the flag and the remnants of the hill, then synthesise the remains into a new hill which I keep in a secured habitat within the confines of the New Galactic Fleet's Capitol ship.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2012, 02:13:55 am »
I gradually rose to power inside and became the leader.

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2012, 02:15:08 am »
I unleash Shadows on everyone on the ship.

They consume you.

My ship.
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