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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Together, we make a tea selling power trio, avoiding mass production and computers to prevent most conventional methods of interference.

We also buy the land in a five mile radius around our properties to prevent hostile takeovers by proximity.

[Aseaheru]

and then grow defenses. like fields of brambles.

[Child of Armok]

The thread computer strangly crashes with an error:
To much tea, banishing to for this thread!
The computer restarts but strangly all the tea is gone!
I walk up the hill and put down my flag!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I open a trapdoor in the sky.


Tea rains upon the world.

[Aseaheru]

and pomogranits and citrus fruit.ALL fruit. including durans falling on your head. lacerated scull mutch?
and i cant spell. a duran is a tropical fruit that smells like death and has spikes but tastes good.

[Montopolis]

The world's population is crushed by an onslaught of tea and fruit.

[Aseaheru]

no, iamanelfcalaborator and i are FINE. and growing tea and fruit. although the world smells like rot, death and shit. and tea and fruit.

[Montopolis]

I clean up all the rotting fruit and cold tea. Then, I export it to a planet far away, where it is dealt with by copious amounts of lava.

Remembering what this thread originally was for, I put my fancy flag on a green hill.

My hill.

[Aseaheru]

i build a tea plantation on the hill and place the flag on the tea stand. mine now.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I sigh and call in Nikolai Belinski to help me.

Within seconds, only me, Aseaheru and Cacame, my employee, survive Nikolai's vodka breath.

[Montopolis]

However, you hadn't taken into account the massive amounts of miasma and rot given off by the rotting, dead, bodies around the world. It enters your brain and instantly kills you and Aseaheru.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I respawn.

My dead world.

[Aseaheru]

i plant plans so that all the rotten food becomes Delicious non-rotten food. MY GIANT FRUIT PLANTATION!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

You realize that you're still my employee.

Our giant plantation and our world.

[Aseaheru]

thats what i meant.
ANYWAYS. i plant several walls of prickly plants and ditches of water containing nasty plants.