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[Montopolis]

I believe the most obvious connection can be drawn from this:

Finally, I go home, lock my door, and have tea on my couch, which is tied to the ground with adamantine chains and threads from Kyle Katarn's beard.

However, I had earlier done this:

Meanwhile, my clone is having tea at my hill.

Which was followed by this:

After much deliberation, The XCOM's choose this hill as their base to fight the ALIEN MENACE, so they kill the tea guy, and plant the XCOM Flag

I liked the name and referred to my clone as the tea guy. So, if you had read that series of posts and that was what made you write that you went and drunk tea, I was responsible for it all.

That was intense.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

....except I didn't read the teaguy bit.

So...this means we're both responsible.

[Montopolis]

Actually that means you are responsible. Carry on!

Also, the title contains an error. Look at the title of what I replied to. Now look at the title of the post. Can you spot it?

[hops]

I confused all the tea party-goers with the immortal riddle "How is raven like a writing desk?"
They thought for a while and told me that I don't know either.
I answered.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar^sic put with the wrong end in front!

everybody's head imploded.

My tea party hill.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I respawn, and continue selling tea.

Your head implodes after I overload it with information using my telepathy.

[hops]

However, it was only an illusion, as my mind is linked to my cosmic horror self from an alternate dimension where the reset didn't take place, so I dumped all the information on its infinite mind.

I shine a radioactive laser on your tea garden, causing the teas to make everybody who bought them get cancer, and so you went out of business.

I claimed the abandoned tea stand.

My tea stand.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I just start a new one elsewhere.

Since you made the tea radioactive at the old stand, nobody buys from you.

[hops]

However, I'm the only one who have the cure to the cancer. People came to the hill to buy my pills, I subsidies the tea stands around you, making nobody buy teas from you since it's too expensive.

My antagonism.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I sigh, and call in Exterminatus on your cosmic alternate self, killing it.

Then I overload you and all your clones' minds with information, killing them , then I incinerate the corpses and dump them into acid, then pound the acid with Megidolaons just to make sure.

I sell the cancer cure for one penny a pop, and quickly regain my tea business. I give everyone a half price discount due to reopening, increasing popularity.

To guard my business, I take Aseaheru's offer, and hire him along with Cacame, Bruce Lee and Pinky Pie.

[hops]

Somewhere, a program ran on my death.

Propaganda are spread that you are actually planning to do the same cancer thing I did.
While your business didn't get worse, you still have to leave to testify to court, then the doomsday program sent a missile onto the court, destroying you with it.

The program hacked into your managing computer, and took over the tea operation.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I don't have a managing computer. My tea stall is but a simple wooden structure run from itself.

I survive the bombing, and have Amaterasu heal me to full, before returning to work.

[V-Norrec]

I builder a larger, tea HOUSE next to your stand.  Your customers are so impressed by the tea house that they all visit me now, leaving you destitute and penniless.

My Tea House!

[Just Some Guy]

I begin an orange juice business.

[Aseaheru]

i discover a cure to the cancer with pomogranits, tea and coffee. oh, and LOTS OF LEMON. and its a one-use thing. i give the recipe to Iamanelfcalaborator. and i buy allof the oranges in the universe, and in all other universes so Just Some Guy has to buy them from me. i give him a job offer.

[Just Some Guy]

Accepted.