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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13276 times)

Child of Armok

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Re: King of the Hill(s): The flat hill
« Reply #210 on: October 14, 2012, 01:02:53 pm »

I make a new hill and put my flag on it and then teleport it to Flatland.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #211 on: October 14, 2012, 01:12:53 pm »

i teleport flatland to the end of the universe, then plant a flag on the bar at the end of the universe, and as it is the only thing still not destroyed by the end of the universe at that time, it is mine. ALL MINE!
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Re: King of the Hill: The flat hill
« Reply #212 on: October 14, 2012, 01:15:17 pm »

( Flatland has only two dimensions)
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #213 on: October 14, 2012, 01:33:19 pm »

still. its sitting in a empty void. have fun.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #214 on: October 14, 2012, 01:35:12 pm »

I get Godly powers and create a new Flatland universe in the void, creat a new Flat hill.

My hill
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Re: King of the Hill: The flat hill.
« Reply #215 on: October 14, 2012, 01:36:31 pm »

I sigh and throw tea at the hill.

The tea covered hill.

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Re: King of the Hill: The flat hill.
« Reply #216 on: October 14, 2012, 01:47:26 pm »

I quickly catch the thea and drink it!
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Re: King of the Hill: The flat hill.
« Reply #217 on: October 14, 2012, 01:48:12 pm »

Well, might as well call this Lord of the Hills: Chapter III: War of the Flat Hill.
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Now this title is so long and drab that I find it repulsive.
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Re: King of the Third Hill(s): The flat hill (With lot's of Thea).
« Reply #219 on: October 14, 2012, 01:52:01 pm »

Better?  ;)
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[This thread is pure chaos]

I stabbed a knife onto the board that represent Flatland. The introduction of 3D material on it turns it back into a normal hill. You're still a 2D person so you turned into a cardboard.

My hill at the end of universe.
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Re: Lord of the Hills: Chapter III: War of Tea
« Reply #221 on: October 14, 2012, 01:54:06 pm »

Well, I was talking about the current title. The title of my post would be much better.

EDIT: Satisfied
« Last Edit: October 14, 2012, 02:03:04 pm by Montopolis »
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Re: Lords of Heights: Chapter III : Battle of The Flat Hill
« Reply #222 on: October 14, 2012, 02:39:00 pm »

Angered at not being able to win, I decide to reenter the war....as a tea merchant.

My tea stall that is impenetrable, indestructible, and not in any way harmable.

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Re: Lords of Heights: Chapter III : Battle of The Flat Hill
« Reply #223 on: October 14, 2012, 03:17:05 pm »

Angered at not being able to win, I decide to reenter the war....as a tea merchant.

My tea stall that is impenetrable, indestructible, and not in any way harmable.

Tactical hill inbound!

Suddenly, 40 tonnes of dirt materialize above the elf collaborator, forming a perfectly irregular shape. Soon enough, gravity notices it exists and places it as it should be.

Minutes later, a zombified hand jumps out of a miniature interdimensional portal, carrying a flag, which it promptly places upon what should or should not be the top. Said interdimensional portal sails off in an arc.
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Re: Lords of Heights: Chapter III : Battle of The Flat Hill
« Reply #224 on: October 14, 2012, 03:31:48 pm »

The hill explodes after I decide to dig my way out.

My tea stall.
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