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[Montopolis]

His claims are void, for I etched my name into each hill as I stored it in the vault, making me their dead yet still rightful owner.

Implied it right there.

But, if you insist on breaking rule #1, I guess I will issue a second mandate. We launch a hill o matic terraforming device at the molten planet, and set up a over the top heatproof flag.

My hill.

[Just Some Guy]

My distant relative says "Screw this" and embarks on an expedition to colonize the asteroid belt. Remembering my legacy, he names the colony Valleyplain-Skullfort.

He is the governor of the asteroid.

[Montopolis]

We fire a missile filled with nitroglycerin at the governer.

I am King of the Hill.

[Just Some Guy]

Another distant relative begins a communist revolution. You are executed by Space Bolsheviks.

He is the Chairman of the Communist party of the Hill

[King DZA]

His claims are void, for I etched my name into each hill as I stored it in the vault, making me their dead yet still rightful owner.

Implied it right there.

But, if you insist on breaking rule #1, I guess I will issue a second mandate. We launch a hill o matic terraforming device at the molten planet, and set up a over the top heatproof flag.

My hil.

Bah, "implied"...

The sanctity of the rules ended long ago, my friend. Keep your next generation molten hills. Nothing you create with your fancy technology could ever amount to the value of the true, natural hills of days now past.

[Montopolis]

I am already dead. The closest you could get to killing me would be the tea guy, my clone, but he doesn't simply die.

The backup AI floods the orbital colony with gas, killing the communists. A small amount of clones are kept, along with the tea guy. The rest of the revolutionaries are stuck on the only bit of land on a molten planet. Have fun! An ice cold beer is dropped onto the head of one communist, causing a good bit of hurt and blood. The communist is still alive, though obviously in pain. What do the communists do with the beer?

[hops]

I broke into the vault and changed it into my name.

My hi- *gets killed by the next guy as soon as I walk to the hill*

[tomio175]

X-COM horribly fails at combatting the alien menace, AKA me. I claim the hill.

My hill.

[Child of Armok]

Everyone who wants to teleport it to another dimension, go on.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Suddenly, a large void opens up in the plane.

Everything is suddenly swallowed by immense and impenetrable darkness.

When the darkness subsides, the world is returned to a natural state, before it was raped and mutilated by our actions.

The hills are now back to normal, unexploded hills.

The hills are now free to claim.

[Child of Armok]

I walk to the hill and put my flag down and repeat at the other hills, and i build a big wall around the hills.

I'm king of the hill kingdom.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I send in the Kool-Aid Killer and he kills you by drowning you in his juices.

My hill kingdom.

[hops]

I bamboozle you with my magic tricks until you fall asleep and fell off your castle.I surround the flag with 50 waves of capybara men, and 30 clownsand insidea pond filled with 500 FB carps.

I'm king of the hill kingdom!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I rip a hole in time, stabbing you in the back before you can use magic tricks to bamboozle me.

I return to a time where I am STILL king of the hill kingdom.

[King DZA]

I toss an antimatter grenade of the walls of your kingdom and shed a tear for the lost hill.