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[hops]

Ok I guess it'll be GoombaGeek's turn then.

He's obviously always active.

Also where the hell is GrizzleBridges?

[hops]

GEEZ DO I HAVE TO RUN THE THREAD FOR YOU?

[GrizzleBridges]

lol sorry guys. flu and other RL shit got in the way for a while I forgot I had this thread going.

So are we not going to get goblins or caravans? well that sucks but at least we got a cool mantis picture

[GoombaGeek]

My computer inexplicably melted yesterday. I'll be able to play in... a month.

sorry

[hops]

Ok I messaged peregarrett.

Also can I please be put on the end of the list again for a second term?

[MrWillsauce]

Can I put on the end before Objective (if that's cool with Objective)?

[hops]

I'm okay with that.

[peregarrett]

Got it, will look into it later.

[peregarrett]

Report №1 of Agent Peregar, also known as Gusgashkib - "Stokernets"
An year has passed since we reclaimed this place. Now I had a secret inspecition of the fort, and some things really bothered me.

First, we have no dining hall!!!
Second, the trap corridor that was designed by Mrs.Willsauce is useless unless the main wide bridge can be raised. And we have no lever for that.
Third and the worst, all our workers spend their time gathering scattered stuff al over the land. What the hell?!

I'm going to change that.

PS. Mrs.Willsauce spends his time sitting on her chair next to rune columns and watching how the work is going. She enjoys the sight, I think, as well as the snack of meat.

[hops]

Report №1 of Agent Peregar, also known as Gusgashkib - "Stokernets"
An year has passed since we reclaimed this place. Now I had a secret inspecition of the fort, and some things really bothered me.

First, we have no dining hall!!!
Second, the trap corridor that was designed by Mrs.Willsauce is useless unless the main wide bridge can be raised. And we have no lever for that.
Third and the worst, all our workers spend their time gathering scattered stuff al over the land. What the hell?!

I'm going to change that.

PS. Mrs.Willsauce spends his time sitting on her chair next to rune columns and watching how the work is going. She enjoys the sight, I think, as well as the snack of meat.

I was the one who made the Trap corridor, and yeah, I couldn't make the lever in time. Also please build the Dining Hall on the big smoothed room. It took a whole year to smooth it.

[peregarrett]

Report №2 of Agent Peregar
It's summer now.
Cats discovered goblin ambush, while we still haven't linked the bridge. Good that we could barricade the entrance before they came. Now they are hunting our yaks and we can do nothing. We set the hospital and treat our injures - one of miners need traction bench and we have no chains or ropes. Neet to invent something

[peregarrett]

Report №3 of Agent Peregar
In addition to previous report - we have a beast at the cavern. Three-eyed alligator, with wings and poisonous vapors.

And a few days later came another beact - oriole with two tails, and three-eyed too. This one is more dangerous since it can fly.
We're prepared to barricade the stairwell.

[hops]

[Record of conversation between Nepeta and Gusgashkib]

Nepeta: See? I told you these beasts can't do anything to us!
Dwarf: There's another one!
Nepeta: Heh! Nothing can-
Agent Peregar: It can fly...


Nepeta has later been found curling in her bed shivering.

[peregarrett]

Report №4 of Agent Peregar
It's autumn now.

Bad news - we're still locked inside with those goblins. And there are three beasts total - humanoid composed of gems who shoots webs was hiding at the shadows, though I missed the moment when it came. And where's that giant mantis?
We haven't got any migrants yet. I wonder are there any dwarves left in the world?

Goods news - 2 of 3 beasts are captured in the boxes! Oriole and humanoid ones. That was easy, though cost us a dozen of stone doors.
The Alligator beast is still free, but that's because it's at the second cavern. When we get down there, we'll capture it too.
Also, I'm designing silk farm for humanoid one. We won't suffer from absence of cloth anymore!

And I joined the military and got a fine steel sword for myself.

[peregarrett]

Report №5 of Agent Peregar
It's winter time.
We captured the third beast - looks like first and second caverns are connected.
Gobbos moved out.
The silk farm is almost done, the webber has it's place.

We dug to third cavern and fount there the erupting magma pipe. Whole cavern is filled with magma! Strange, but goblincaps don't burn.

We finally linked the bridge at the gate, an you know what? It's RETRACTING bridge, not raising. Shit! I ordered to rebuild it, and then we'll relink.

I made a small sketch of how it looks now:

Here's Mrs Willsauce having a drink near the rune pillars and watching the gate, next to her is our miner in traction bench, also you see three boxes with beasts, cavern with erupting pipe and two spires of adamantine.

That's how it looks now.