Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2]

Author Topic: Function loss in the heart  (Read 4032 times)

Facekillz058

  • Bay Watcher
  • Personal Text!
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2012, 04:25:34 pm »

Function loss of the Heart should be a song. :P

Dude, dude.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE!
This is just.
I don't even...
Heres a cookie.
Logged
(づ◕◕)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・­¬¬¬¬¬¬¬゜゜・。*。・゜*✧・。*。✧

Monk321654

  • Bay Watcher
  • [COMPUTER_DEPENDENT]
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2012, 04:46:35 pm »

Although I'm not entirely sure about necessary function, I can confirm that heart loss WILL cause a subject to die. (From blood loss)
All you gotta do is add [UNDER_PRESSURE] to the heart, then cut it out and off.
They'll drop dead.
Logged
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

Eric Blank

  • Bay Watcher
  • *Remain calm*
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2012, 04:55:04 pm »

Looney Toons dwarves with vital organs flying out of their chests at high velocity? :P
Logged
I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2012, 10:25:44 am »

 
Looney Toons dwarves with vital organs flying out of their chests at high velocity? :P
To the OOC thread!
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Orange Wizard

  • Bay Watcher
  • mou ii yo
    • View Profile
    • S M U G
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2012, 09:30:57 pm »

Function loss of the Heart should be a song. :P

Dude, dude.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE!
This is just.
I don't even...
Heres a cookie.
Cookie? No. Not good enough.

Here. Take this sock.
Logged
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Dyret

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2012, 02:30:59 am »

Function loss of the Heart should be a song. :P

Dude, dude.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE!
This is just.
I don't even...
Heres a cookie.
Cookie? No. Not good enough.

Here. Take this sock.

Yes! :D

Have cookie, sock, and artifact toy boat!
Logged

Gaybarowner

  • Bay Watcher
  • [SLOW_LEARNER] [VERMIN_HATEABLE]
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2012, 07:44:00 am »

Function loss of the Heart should be a song. :P
May i have permission to use this in my audio production class as a song? I will reward you will with this +sock+?
Edit: Alright a stone carving of a sock on your bedroom wall!
« Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 07:48:37 am by Gaybarowner »
Logged

Starver

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2012, 08:00:22 am »

I just hope you find that it rhymes/scans, for you.  'Twas hastily constructed off the top of my head, and I even missed out some bits of verse and chorus to actually get to the "Functional loss" bit and avoid boring everyone on the way there.

As such, consider it as if under the GNU licence.  You're free to use it and modify[1] it, etc.  And even if it ends up becoming a YouTube sensation I'm fine ('cos I can't sing very well, especially at that pitch, so am not going to try it myself).



[1] Already I see several 'improvements', but I don't know if they'd work under your proposed context.
Logged

Gaybarowner

  • Bay Watcher
  • [SLOW_LEARNER] [VERMIN_HATEABLE]
    • View Profile
Re: Function loss in the heart
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2012, 08:45:06 am »

My cosuin is a sightly well singer parody wise when i get home from school I will ask him
Logged
Pages: 1 [2]